Dumbass Drivers!

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I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

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Zamanında kart için almışım ve kartlarını düşürmeyi unutmuşum. Idle dan çalıştırmak yerine açayım da oynayayım dedim ve bu oyuna başladım. Bu oyunu benim gibi kartlı için aldıysanız bence oynanır. Oyun güzel mi ? Değil ama vakit geçirtir. Kontroller ortalama , grafik de yeterli , harita çeşitliliği gayet yerinde , bir iki araba daha eklenebilirdi oyuna. Arcade kafasında oyun. Kontrolcü desteği var , kokpit kamerası da var . Kütüphanenizde öyle boşuna durmaktansa bi oynayın şans verin derim. (Oynayacak başka oyununuz yoksa veya farklı bir şeye şans vermek istiyorsanız.)

[h1]Reseña de \Dumbass Drivers!\ - ¡Apretarse el cinturón nunca fue tan inútil![/h1] [h2]Resumen[/h2] ¿Alguna vez soñaste con un juego de conducción que te hiciera gritar tanto de frustración como de risa? \Dumbass Drivers!\ es tu boleto a esa montaña rusa de emociones ambiguas. En una mezcla poco ortodoxa, este juego se podría describir como el resultado no deseado de una noche loca entre un simulador serio de conducción y un comediante de cuarta. Prepárate para despedirte de la física y dale la bienvenida al caos vehicular. [h2]Aspectos importantes e interesantes[/h2] - **Unrealismo al máximo:** Si buscas un simulador que desafíe las leyes de Newton, este es tu juego. Las físicas son tan poco realistas que te encontrarás más de una vez volando sobre los otros \dumbasses\. - **Modos de juego creativos:** Desde carreras en pistas que parecen diseñadas por un niño de cinco años, hasta desafíos donde debes esquivar meteoritos (sí, leíste bien, meteoritos). [h2]Aspectos por mejorar[/h2] - **Gráficos:** Al parecer, los desarrolladores pensaron que estábamos en 1995. Las texturas y modelos parecen sacados de una cápsula del tiempo. - **Historia:** ¿Cuál historia? Si estás buscando una trama consistente, mejor revisa la caja de otra cosa porque aquí no encontrarás nada parecido. [h2]Puntuaciones[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Aspecto[/th][th]Puntuación de 0 a 10[/th][th]Comentarios[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]6[/td][td]Divertido pero caótico, como jugar al bowling con granadas.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]4[/td][td]La IA es tan predecible como un chiste de mal gusto.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]6[/td][td]Variado, aunque sientes que más es menos.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Video / Gráficos[/td][td]3[/td][td]Tus ojos sangrarán pixel.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]1[/td][td]¿Historia? ¿Qué es eso? ¿Se come?[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientación[/td][td]5[/td][td]A veces es aceptable, cuando no te distraes con los árboles cuadrados.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos[/td][td]5[/td][td]Efectos especiales dignos de una feria de pueblo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Música[/td][td]6[/td][td]Pegajosa pero repetitiva. Como un chicle mascado demasiado tiempo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]4[/td][td]Los actores de voz suenan tan entusiasmados como alguien en una sala de espera del dentista.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][/joint][td]4[/td][td]Variado entre lo mediocre y lo ridículo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Total Puntuaciones[/td][td]44[/td][td]Colección de mediocridades y momentáneas carcajadas.[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]Conclusión[/h2] Si lo tuyo es la seriedad y los gráficos de última generación, corre en dirección opuesta. Pero si te gustan las extravagancias y no tienes dónde gastar esos 2800 pesos, puede que te saque un par de risas. En resumen: [b]Total Puntuación de ≈ 44/100: No lo compres[/b] (a menos que quieras sentirte parte del título del juego).

The game has potential but is a bit of a mess. The controls feel clunky and it felt like I was trying to wrestle with my car more than race. The few maps I was able to unlock were at east fun and interesting, even though the bad controls made it hard to appreciate them. AI drivers always seemed to do much better than me, even when using the same car. It even seemed there was a GTA cop car mechanic of their cars, even if you are using the same car, always seem to be faster and handle better. This, combined with the bad controls meant there was no room for error in a race. The slightest mistake would either put me in a spiral of fighting my own car, or give the AI cars a lead which is next to impossible to take back. I'm glad this game was cheap. Overall: 3/10 My total playtime: 115 minutes

Es una manera de ganar cromos de steam fácil, por otro lado los gráficos son una caca de vaca ... cuando estas manejando los controles son muy básicos y aveces entran llamadas muy graciosas. el ajuste te avisa sobre controles de xbox pero no de pc . si estas aburrido y no tienes otra cosa mejor que hacer puedes sentarte y perder tu tiempo jugando a esta caca de vaca.

An absolute load of rubbish. This "Game", is not worth being free let alone paying anything for it. The controls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the "game-play" if you can call it that is none existent. There are several basic quality of life stuff that isn't included. This is clearly just a poorly made asset flip. Avoid this one, not worth getting even if it was free.