Cooking Witch

Super simple, but fun gameplay.

Much more fun than I would have originally thought.

It's a simple, funny, and fun game. It's a little short, but this is a plus for this type of game.

[h1] 🧙‍♀️ COOKING WITCH 🔥 Adorable Screams, Tasty Dreams 💀🎃 [/h1] You play as a flying witch who snatches screaming pumpkin-headed kids from a fairground, drops them into a cauldron, and sells their meat for upgrades. Basically, kinda like capitalism with extra steps. The game is stupidly addicting. The sounds when you collect meat hit like serotonin bullets straight to your brain. The pumpkin kids are [i] adorable [/i] when they scream (don’t judge me, you’ll agree). The retro graphics are cute, the price is cheap (especially on sale), and overall it’s just [b]♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun.[/b] [b]🩸 PROS[/b] 🧹 Addicting gameplay loop that makes you say “one more round” until your hand cramps. 🍖 Meat collection sound = instant dopamine hit. 🎃 Pumpkin kids are precious little screamers. 💸 Cheap as hell for how much fun it is. 💾 Upgrades actually feel rewarding, and the game saves properly when you exit. 🕯️ Weirdly relaxing for a game about kid stew. [b]🕷️ CONS[/b] ✋ Your wrist will feel like you wrestled a demon. 🖱️ Easy to lose track of your cursor mid-chaos. 🖥️ Mouse drifts to your second monitor like it’s possessed. 🏆 Scoreboard cheaters everywhere. Top score is 630,000,000 meat in one round. Totally legit. Definitely not hacked. 😏 💀 Still no wrist-support DLC. [b]💬 OVERALL THOUGHTS[/b] Cooking Witch costs less than a Slim Jim meat stick and delivers more joy than most recent triple-A games 😉 It’s simple, weird, and morally questionable in all the right ways. The perfect mix of chaos and charm. [b]✨ VERDICT:[/b] 10/10 would kidnap again. 🧙‍♀️💚

Juego arcade donde tenes que ir con una bruja como si fuera un helicoptero, recogiendo niños para el caldero y sacrificarlos antes de que acabe el dia (cada sacrificio te da mas tiempo si agarras la carne y estrellas) mejoras la escoba, la bruja y algunas cosas mas. No es la gran cosa pero para pasar el rato de forma generica esta bien, Logros y CROMOS dan mas valor al titulo 6/10 - Concepto repetido pero interesante, lastima que no innova ni tiene workshop. Con descuento puede servir como casual.

es un juego muy basico, por el precio que esta ahora lo recomiendo si os gusta este tipo de juegos