Coffie Simulator

I was debating reviewing this game, and seeing it's by PlayWay S.A., it explains a lot. The idea is an idea but the execution is simply *bad*, it's buggy and it feels cheaply made. The controls are nowhere near precise to make the coffee making comfortable, for example: a third of the time I can't select the right cup from the cup organizer unless I'm at a specific angle, or the portafilter doesn't attach to the espresso machine until I'm basically walking into the counter. The default prices don't make any sense, and as long as you actually serve your customers, you never have to worry about money or save up for anything. The progression feels overall aimless, which is frustrating, because it feels like there are various bits and pieces that are *supposed* to feel like they're progressing some sort of story, but they're not. Don't even get me started about the customers--most of them are unpleasant at best and rude at worst, which only adds to the frustration if you mess up an order. All of the "tutorial" you get is kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and nothing is properly explained. You can put about two dozen donuts in the fridge. You'd assume that's about how many cake slices you'd be able to put on the other, identical shelf, right? Wrong! The right answer is four cake slices. Employees are only good for mopping up the floors. They'll bug out and start dropping and throwing things if the appliances aren't perfectly aligned for them, organizing the store will prompt them to swipe away everything "loose" you have on the counters (like the syrup bottles before you can get the organizer), and if they pick up the cargo you'll end up with three or four items layered and clipping into each other. You can't even *open a box* without gritting your teeth. Why the hell do the items just explode everywhere instead of, I don't know, the box actually opening? If I wasn't already bald, this game would make me lose my hair. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna keep playing it, but it's a toxic relationship and I'm gritting the enamel off my teeth with each game session. It's a gross, guilty little pleasure that makes my life worse. Like cigarettes!

Çokk tatlı ve çok değer verdiğimm bir otistiko hediye etti her girdiğimde rahatlıyorum ve bütün kötü düşüncelerden uzaklaşıyorum.. Bunu görüyorsan çok teşekkür ederim 💙 Herşeyy içinn bana bu güzel oyunu alıp beni sürekli iyi hissetirmeye çalıştığın içinn insanın hayatında böyle birisi olması yetiyor...

I waited a little bit before deciding to write a review so i could experience a few more things, while this game is absolutely calming and fun, it does have ALOT of bugs, they are not crazy horrible bugs that make this game unbearable but, they can be a little annoying, I think with some small fixes and tweaks though this game could be perfect, I really also hope this game gets updated, as I feel I am getting close to the end of upgrades and would love to see more ! here is a list of bugs I have found and would love to see fixed, and also some things i would also love to see added. Bugs - • Every time the dev comes into the store it ALWAYS breaks the ordering process. Dev will come in prompt a message and there is no continuing the order or anything dev just stands there. I've learned the only way to surpass this is to just end the day early. once I do its fine until the next time dev comes in. • The employees are currently completely useless, there is no point in using this current upgrade, I hired one and put them the barista option, it completely freaked out, started throwing the cups and milk around didn't know how to run the machine or anything, so would love to see that fixed. • Had the scientist character come in, kind of having the same issue with the dev, didn't give me an order to take, also didn't walk away. (Day 43) • When going to character customization I wanted to play the (brindle?) bunny, when i exited and when back into my game it did not allow me to keep that character no matter how many times i tried to change it and go back, it always set me to a different character, for me it was changing me into a cat. • l'esperto expresso has an error no matter where the dial was it only did one shot, fixed after selling the one that was broken and bought a new one fixed it. (figured I should mention it since i just found this error in my run) SO while all these are very small bugs they are still bugs that I would love to see fixed ! They aren't a deal breaker at all so the game at all in my personal opinion. Now on to things id like to see maybe changed or added! • While holding a coffee cup it would be neat if i could just point to the lid and put it on while holding the coffee. instead of putting down the coffee cup, then picking up a lid then putting it on the cup then picking back up the coffee. • I've noticed when the cups get low they become kind of annoying to try and grab out of the cup organizer, would be cool if maybe it was changed a little where it would be easier to take cups out when they get low ! • Adding an extra storage shelf in the back would be good. • As someone who can struggle to understand things verbally, adding some visual small videos would help EXTREMELY. especially when getting to more complicated things, like milkshakes? it took me a few trial and errors to understand it at first. I just learn something a lot better when I have a visual and I am sure a few people could agree? • Make the fridge larger. It is extremely annoying how small it is currently the cabinets seem to take up a lot of space and really are not even that useful in my opinion. My problem with the fridge size right now is it feels like some items are so large you just really cant put much in there which leads to constant ordering or fast spoiling. • I would love to see some more different kinds of animals! ( bonus points for hyena characters ) • My last and my BIGGEST gripe is about the drink organization tabs... in the ordering computer, some cold drinks are in the normal hot tab which is annoying what's the point of cold drink tab if the cold drink isn't gonna be in there? I would love to see a tab for, Hot drinks, syrup drinks, cold drinks, teas, and milkshakes all in their own tabs, while the search bar makes it a lot easier to find the drinks I need I feel like I could also just find drinks really fast and easy if they were just organized better. Anyways that currently concludes my review thank you for staying and reading this whole thing, I've never never wrote a review like this but I very much love this game and see the potential for it and would love to see improvements !!

Oyun, Türk simülasyon tarihinin en iyi yapımlarından biri. Espresso makinesine ve muhtelif demleme ekipmanlarına yaklaştığımızda çalan lo-fi caz ezgisi bizi bu sene Game Awards'ta en iyi ses/soundtrack alanında birinciliğe yerleştirecektir. Hiç şüphem yok. Oyunun başlangıcı harika. Neden orada olduğunu bilmediğimiz, hipsterlarla dolu Kadıköy Moda'da bir üçüncü nesil kahvecideyiz. Dükkana o kadar çok taze kavrulmuş Etiyopya çekirdeği dökülmüş ki, tavanda espresso buharından kuzey ışıkları oluşmuş. Bozulan o ilk efsanevi İtalyan espresso makinesini depoya kaldırdığımız sahnede gözyaşlarımı tutamadım. RIP La Marzocco FINK FENK. Kıdemli bir baş barista olan Ziya ile karşılaştığımızda ne yapacağımı bilemedim. Çocukken ilk üçü bir aradamı içtiğimde ne hissediyorsam aynısını hissettim. Nitekim gooseneck kettle'ı çalıştırmamıza rağmen su bir türlü 93 dereceye gelmiyordu. Karakterim kafein krizine girmeye başladı Krizin geldiğini sol alttaki "baş ağrısı ve titreme" göstergesinden anlamak işten bile değildi. Ziya beni huysuz plaza müşterileri hakkında uyarmıştı. Ve o an geldi çattı. Karşımda "ekstra sıcak, badem sütlü, köpüksüz, iki doz karamel şuruplu decaf matcha latte" isteyen bir müşteri. Moda'dayız. Elimde sadece bir portafiltre. Ancak o normal bir müşteri değil. TÜRK BEYAZ YAKALISI! 4-5 tane double ristretto shot basmama rağmen bana mısın demedi. Google Maps'te yazdığı 1 yıldızlı zehir zemberek yorumlarla kariyerimi parçaladı. Sahne o kadar gerçekçiydi ki aylarca süt köpürtürken kabuslar göreceğime eminim. 10/10 would brew again bu yapım için teşekkür ederiz!

Okay so this was much more cozier and relaxing than I had thought, for a coffee shop management game it has a lot of personality whether its the characters, the map/events, and the art style, it feels heavily inspired by Webfishing while having its own identity. The gameplay loop is satisfying and the drinks themselves aren't that easy to make which adds some challenge. I'd def recommend this! Check out my video on it!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8L8qAHZXTo

Absolutely addicted like caffeine to this game, it's like other sim games but just the vibe of Coffie Simulator is so full and lively, like I could totally live in this world, and it's quite fun doing the orders too, the customization options you get are kinda goated with the sauce Definitely going to be my comfort game for a while I've yet to unlock everything but I'll probably update this review when I do!

cute little game with a fun premise & gameplay loop, but cannot honestly recommend due to the sheer amount of bugs at nearly every corner. i've found myself getting repeatedly softlocked during regular gameplay because orders just, won't process. the game needs fixing badly, but it's a fun little simulator game if you like less-intense gameplay

In einem Satz zusammengefasst: Es ist ein Playway Spiel. Und wo Playway drauf steht, da kann man sich sicher sein, dass es entweder ein solides Spiel mit einer guten Idee, oder kompletter Müll ist. Was dieses Spiel hier angeht: Es hat ein wirklich gutes Konzept, eine entspannende Atmosphäre, aber es wurde definitiv viel zu früh released. Warum man von dem ursprünglichen Plan, das Spiel zuerst in den Early Access zu veröffentlichen, abgewichen ist, ist mir schleierhaft -> https://steamcommunity.com/games/3453530/announcements/detail/833842385155790313?snr=2___ Denn das hätte das Spiel definitiv gebraucht. In der Vollversion, in der das letztendlich direkt released wurde, gibt es haufenweise Bugs, teilweise sogar welche, bei denen man gesoftlocked wird. Die Folge: Viel Frust anstatt Spaß! Das ist allerdings auch dem längst veraltetem Speichersystem zu verdanken, bei dem das Spiel nur am Ende des Tages speichert (mal ehrlich liebe Entwickler da draußen, lasst diesen Dinosaurier unter den Speichersystemen endlich ruhen und kommt mal ins Jahr 2026 an, wo man manuell speichern kann. Es ist ja auch nicht so, dass jeder unbedingt die Zeit hat, immer einen kompletten Tag zu spielen) Zu den Bugs hatte ich seinerzeit eine umfassende Liste erstellt und diese allesamt gemeldet, damit diese gefixt und das Spiel verbessert werden kann -> https://steamcommunity.com/app/3453530/discussions/0/807971027746434817/ Nach den anfänglichen Versprechen, dass die Bugs gefixt werden, kam dann - nichts. Erst nach Monaten(!) und nachdem andere(!) [b]dieselben[/b] Bugs gemeldet haben, zumindest teilweise, scheint da jetzt wohl was passiert worden zu sein. An diesem Punkt glaube ich, dass der Entwickler meinen Thread im weiteren Verlauf komplett ignoriert hat. Auch glaube ich, dass viele der Bugs noch immer im Spiel vorhanden sind, da sie bisher noch von keinem anderen gemeldet wurden. Neben den Bugs wären da noch die Mechaniken, die auch von anderen schon kritisiert wurden: Es kommen viel zu wenige Kunden, die man allerdings braucht, um aufleveln zu können (denn ohne Kunden, keine XP), die benötigten XP zum Freischalten sind viel zu viel, bzw. neue Sorten müssen dreifach(!) freigeschaltet werden (Maschine, Rezept, Zutat), wodurch das Vorankommen im Spiel seeehr schleppend ist. Bei der Preisgestaltung hat man keinerlei Freiheiten, da die Kunden bei ein paar Cent zu viel gleich meckern bzw. das dann gar nicht erst bestellen. Die Marktpreise ändern sich ständig, teilweise sinken sie so tief, dass man die Kaffeesorten zum Selbstkostenpreis verkaufen muss. Kurzum: Das Wirtschaftssystem ist überhaupt nicht gut durchdacht. Und das alles, obwohl wir das einzige Café weit und breit sind(?!) Naja, Hauptsache es hat jetzt Multiplayer, da kann man dann gleich zu Zweit gefrustet sein und sich die Beine in den Bauch stehen, während man auf Kundschaft wartet. Fazit: Finger weg von diesem Spiel!

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