
A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
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Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $1.99−60% | 3.2Kreviews | 97% | — | $112.7K |
| $1.99−60% | 57ratings | 99% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 80 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
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A little and funny kids like simple made FPS without much options, no jump no duck nor run, have your stabber, get guns later and battle yourself thru a few varied levels against hordes of goblins so as with boss enemy at the end. The difficulty is variable and don't underestimated the foes, especially when various classes are together, so as some surprises can be expected too. Die and restart the level, for making the score, you need to play all at once, else you are rest but can choose the levels on individuality. One you are done, go after the bonus levels, and also it is worth replying with different gear so as mirrored levels. 3 hours fun for a few bucks in a funny atmosphere.
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Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.33/day in the week to Aug 4 → 0.57/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 80 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Short but very cool game. I love the art style and especially the soundtrack which reminded me of old flash games. The Ancient Greece map wast he best. the only thing that could be better could be adding more movement and jumping
where is da cheese?!?!?!?
8/10 Fun short game with a good soundtrack.
It's a nice little shooter by the creator of Dusk. Short, sweet. A bit funny (but not too funny). For fans of the creator and those looking for a quick and simple FPS bite.
A fun little time waster with some goofy slapstick humor, although it is pretty short. Buy it and have some fun for about an hour. If you want to find all the achievements and secrets you will have to replay it but the gameplay itself is pretty fun so it didn't really bother me to run a New Game +!
Simple, and fun!
Эта игра очень мне понравилась своей необычной идеей про сыр, злых и древних гоблинов. Есть разные времена, это очень вайбовая игра, красивые очень облака и небо. Мой любимый уровень тот, где древнегреческий стиль
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