
A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
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Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $1.99−60% | 3.2Kreviews | 97% | — | $112.7K |
| $1.99−60% | 57ratings | 99% | — | not modelled | |
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 80 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
doom but good
Great game. Short, cheap, with silly music. Surely worth a try.
this is how i live my life
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Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.33/day in the week to Aug 4 → 0.57/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 80 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
I love chopping goblins.
This is truly a masterpiece of modern gaming. The gameplay is extremely in-depth. The goblins are some of the most complex antagonists of all time. Their backstory is incredibly heart-wrenching and they are incredibly misunderstood. They try to greet you kindly by saying "Hello nice to meet you" and yet we still attack them. The commentary on modern society in this game cannot be matched. The stretched goblin in the remix levels is one of the best examples of an anti-hero in gaming. Game of the year. 99/10
chop chop
the sequel to dusk we never got
Chop chop chop! Avenge meeee!
Slicey Dicey
A little and funny kids like simple made FPS without much options, no jump no duck nor run, have your stabber, get guns later and battle yourself thru a few varied levels against hordes of goblins so as with boss enemy at the end. The difficulty is variable and don't underestimated the foes, especially when various classes are together, so as some surprises can be expected too. Die and restart the level, for making the score, you need to play all at once, else you are rest but can choose the levels on individuality. One you are done, go after the bonus levels, and also it is worth replying with different gear so as mirrored levels. 3 hours fun for a few bucks in a funny atmosphere.
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Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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