CARS

ПОСТИРОНИЯ на игру KIDS. Всегда можно сделать графику хуже, урезать основную игру, но стоит добавить ТАЧКИ - как все окупиться. Обожаю этого автора за смелость делать игры высказывания. Но вам не советую тратить на нее деньги.

Let me preface my review by saying I have purchased and played all of Playables' games, and will most likely continue to do so in the future. But let there be no mistake....their games are pretentious and obfuscated horsesh!t. That is all.

Really is exactly what it says on the tin. Amazing

Keep em' coming! Whats the next one? Balls?

Carros e buraco

It's Kids. But with cars. I wouldn't recommend if you've played Kids already. There's nothing new here. I don't want to damage the positive/negative, I wish the recommend part of reviews was optional or a neutral option for it. There's nothing wrong with this game for the short bit of entertainment it provides, other than terrible dollar to hour ratio. But I do not actually recommend it. Refunds are a thing if you're dissatisfied.

This is not all different from their past interactive short KIDS, actually this is objectively an inferior version of KIDS because of more than ten levels that are omitted in this version. You can easily imagine many ideas that are implied to be on the play in these games, discrimination, peer pressure and forced groupthink, many things that make us to think about Society™ and pretend we're the Joker or Ryan Gosling. But with cars these not so subtle messagings are made more weaker, for the fact that unlike humans who are free to do whatever they want and can serve various purposes, all common cars are designed and manufactured to fulfill one purpose(transportation), and it is most beneficial for everyone when the drivers all adhere to imposed road laws. If you're speeding past limits and running red lights you're not the so called inteligent free thinker fighting against unfair restraints forced upon you, you're just an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ increasing the probability of dying for everyone you encounter. So I don't know what they were trying to do by this reskinned attempt. Maybe they just were a bit autistic like me and loved watching cars pass by as kids. All this is done better before, if you played KIDS you have no business playing this again and if you haven't played KIDS, go and play that instead. the only thing CARS did better than KIDS is how the game files are compressed better. (This game with 20 something levels is only 100ish MBs compared to KIDS' 300ish MBs with 30 something levels)

Meh, i have to say i don't feel like i got anything out of it, it felt boring to me. Still worth existing probably. But i wouldn't recommend it.

sh!t