
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
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Languages: English, Russian
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Themes across 53 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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Joseph.
this game fuxking rules !1!!!!11!
прикольнаЯя играь чтобы угрожать ядерной войной германии ОЧЕНЬ УВЛЕКАТЕЛЬНО
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Hours played at review time, across 53 reviews with recorded playtime.
Funny game 10/10
Im trying to help comrade calm down. He cant. Im sad. 7/10
jo
Very peak game 10/10
每次一进游戏都提示虚幻引擎崩溃,验证完整性,删了重装,换硬盘装,更新显存都试过了,仍然崩溃。搞半天我连主界面都没看到
Woah, Stalin, calm down dude!
peak 2016 game i guess
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