Brawlhalla

If the word "hate" were stitched into the fabric of every star, woven through every galaxy, and whispered in every dying supernova, it still would not even begin to approximate the seething, all-consuming loathing I have for Brawlhalla. My mind does not simply dislike it - it revolts against it, recoils from it like a living thing exposed to poison. I lie awake at night and see its stages burned into my eyelids, platforms suspended in a mocking void, weapons spawning like instruments of torment. I can hear the echo of the announcer in my head, distant and taunting, as if the game itself is laughing at my sanity. The very concept of Brawlhalla feels like a cosmic joke designed specifically to erode my patience, my composure, and my grip on reality. If every volcano on Earth erupted in unison, if every ocean turned to acid, if every storm raged without end, it still would not match the storm of rage that churns inside me whenever I think about this game. My hatred is not linear - it spirals, multiplies, mutates, growing wilder and more irrational with every passing second. Brawlhalla is not just a game to me; it is an existential torment, a digital labyrinth that traps my mind in loops of frustration. The mere mention of its name feels like a spark thrown into a warehouse full of gasoline. I do not merely despise it - I detest it on a primal, almost spiritual level, as if the universe itself erred the moment it allowed this game to exist.

Downloaded this thinking it would be a fun, casual game to mess around with friends. I’ve memorized frame data, practiced weapon throws, and learned how to dodge read, only to get completely destroyed by a Gold Orion who literally only knows how to press side sigs. You’ll spend hours trying to land clean combos while getting off stage clipped by a Scythe main emote taunting you all the way to the blast zone. The game will occasionally tp you off a cliff because of connection issues and rank reset will make you want to rip your brains out, but somehow I still hit rematch which is probably on me at that point. 10/10. Will queue up again in 5 minutes then rage quit.

this game is pure pain and agony definitely would reccomend if you are a sadist and masochist a unseen form of self harm BTW fix your ♥♥♥♥♥ ahh servers brawlhalla

genuinely the most dreadful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games i have ever played ♥♥♥♥♥♥ coded 2d game that who ever plays this ♥♥♥♥ does not have a iq above 65 bro genuinely when ever i play this game it makes me feel like im in a room of grown adults that havent developed their brain so they stay at 30 iq and have only played brawlhalla in the entire of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life i go against this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scarlett 4 times in ranked how can this game give me the same person 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES WHEN IM IN GOLD HELLO????????? AND IM PLAYING DIAMONDS WHEN IM IN GOLD HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DOES UR GAME HAVE TO BE FOR ME TO BE AGAINST A DIAMOND IN 1S WHEN IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOLD RIGHT NOW LIKE BRO PLEASE THIS GAME IS GENUINELY RAN BY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ISRAELI IDF AGENTS BRO NETANYAHU GENUINELY OWNS THIS GAME I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE EVERY ASPECT OF IT IF UBISOFT SEES THIS UR GAME IS ♥♥♥♥ GAMEBAN ME FROM IT I DONT WANNA PLAY IT ANYMORE PLEASE HWID BAN ME FROM BRAWLHALLA BRO I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME I CANT EVEN BELIEVE I SPENT MONEY ON THIS GAME BECAUSE OF HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IT IS UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME IS GENUINELY THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN THE ENTIRE OF MY LIFE BRO 15 YEARS OF MY LIFE AND I HAVE NEVER FOUND A GAME I HAVE AS MUCH HATRED FOR like bro it genuinely makes me tweak i cant break anything because its to expensive to break so im sat there in my chair tweaking as if its my first time on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth bro and jiro mains that just spam nsig bro like please bro nsig u get hit to the side then from there NLIGHT SIDE SIG NLIGHT SIDE SIG ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BORING GENUINELY AND I SMOKE DIAMONDS THAT DONT SIG SPAM BRO IF UR GENUINELY READING THIS REVIEW AS SOMEONE WANTING TO TRY BRAWLHALLA DO NOT PLAY RANKED BRO DONT PLAY THE GAME AT ALL ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG WANK ITS ♥♥♥♥ I HATE IT THE GAME IS FREE BUT U JUST PAY WITH UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANGER ON THE GAME AND HOPE U DONT BREAK SOMETHING GENUINELY WORST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED

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remove the lance

Horrivel, absurdo, ultrajante, jogo para desempregados, esse jogo é injusto e sem balanceamento, tento subir para platina e aparecem caras que não tem vida social, ficam usando ataque forte sem parar e depois ainda farpam, horrível, não baixe senão você vai começar a bater em mendigos na rua.

If you want to live a peaceful life, DO NOT DOWNLOAD this game. Brawlhalla is legit HELL on earth.

hell

Please dont play this game I would rather sit on spikes and play Sex With Hitler 67hours a day, I got so mad I started throwing hands and hurt my spine. If you play this game and see Orion, Nix, Mordex, Kor, Artemis, Cassidy or Hattori then you might aswell go hang yourself alive. Thanks for the comments!!!!!!!!!!