Brawlhalla

I come back from a long day, thinking to myself, "What game am I going to play? I decide to ask my friend if he wanted to hop on. He told me to download Brawlhalla. see, I had already heard stories about this game—stories of controllers flying across rooms, friendships ending, and people questioning every life decision that led them to installing it. but I got peer pressured into downloading it anyway. I had wasted 4 HOURS absolute abomination of a game. This isn't even a game anymore this is a psychological experiment designed by scientists to measure how much rage the human body can physically contain before exploding. I genuinely believe the developers wake up every morning asking themselves, "How can we make people even angrier today?" I would only play this game if it was the last game left on Earth. I would rather watch AI-generated brain rot for eight hours straight than willingly queue into another match. I played this game for only 4 HOURSto realize that this monstrosity was never meant to be fun it was created to test my sanity. The amount of rage and anger I had in UNRANKED was unbelievable. Why am I, a brand-new player, getting matched against people who have clearly dedicated their entire existence to this game? These people were hitting combos on me that lasted longer than some movies. I wasn't even playing anymore I was a training dummy. Every time I spawned, I got launched into the sky before I could even figure out where my character was. By the third hour, I wasn't just mad I was staring at my screen in complete disbelief. I had to keep taking my hands off the keyboard just so I wouldn't throw my mouse into another dimension. Every single loss made me think, "Surely the next game will be better." It wasn't. It somehow got worse every single match. I don't know how that's even possible. This game is NOT for the weak. If you can play Brawlhalla for more than four hours without contemplating uninstalling it every five minutes, then you deserve a medal. I came into this game looking for fun. I left questioning my patience, my skill, and my entire existence.

terrible servers, terrible fanbase, braindead devs, horrible game

Möchtest du deine Seele verkaufen? Hier! Möchtest du von besseren geknallt werden? Hier! Möchtest du Spaß haben? Spiele etwas anderes! Das ist ein Spiel welches man schnell anfangen kann zu grund und boden zu hassen! Nun ja was soll man tun. Empfehle ich auf jeden fall weiter.

juego de mierda

Hell

please don't go down this hole it will ruin your life

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