Bigger Trucks

best game ever made 10/10

I can not recommend this game to anyone unless you're desperate for a meme. The problem is, it's not even that great of a meme. The friend who bought it for me enjoys buying me awful games for the sake of the laughs we'll have along the way as I suffer through the entirety of it for all the achievements, and even he agreed that this was awful. This looks, feels, and plays like a first attempt at a driving game. The point of the game is to deliver product from point A to point B in different kinds of trucks and trailers. Some MUCH easier than others. I would say 2 of the trucks they give you are able to make this delivery without much struggle, but only if you're going about 5mph the whole time. The trick is, you have to have atleast one of the items in your trailer by the time you get to point B, or it doesn't count and, despite being able to exit the vehicle and walk around, you can't pick things back up and put them back in the trailer. There are buttons for like ABS and traction control, but I'm not actually sure they do anything... Pros: - If you're not trying to actually achieve the goal, you can have fun playing around with the physics. - Get to drive monster truck Cons: - Basically impossible to achieve goal with the small car and extremely difficult to do it with the monster truck. Prepare yourself for some rage. - Controls are asssssss. you use WASD to control. W=Accelerate, A&D=Left and Right, S=Brakes. The games says there's more controls but I think MAYBE 2 of the other 14 they list actually work and then they don't even really help you. - Graphics are awful, but not like visually, because surely you could already tell that was awful from the store page videos, they're awful as in, as you're driving, the terrain literally changes. One second there's a small hill there and then there is again, rinse and repeat. - For achievement hunters like myself: The achievements don't even count towards your steam achievement count or completion average so you don't even get that benefit. I highly discourage Achievement hunters from buy this game as it is not only frustrating but won't give you anything to show for your struggle on your profile. But I also don't recommend this game to anyone. 99 cents or not, it's not worth it. Not even on sale. Don't waste your time. That being said, I do think that there is some potential here for this to be a really good driving skills game, but it needs A LOT of time, love, and effort to make that happen.