Ball Scratch Simulator

After I purchased one of my closest friends, and frankly, confidants, the smash hit release "Goblins Stole My Panties," I expected that he would at least spin it up once. After all, we've been through so much together, and out of respect you'd think he'd have the wherewithal to at least try out my gift. He does so love cranking hog to hentai games. 10 dollars. 10 DOLLARS of my hard earned money spent getting him a thoughtful present. Regretfully, however, after three months of agonizing and waiting, he hasn't played a minute of it. The betrayal I felt was... well, let's just say incalculable. This man is the godfather of my children for christsake! But, I digress. Fast forward to this morning. I boot up my computer, ready to play some more Counterstrike 2 or whatever and drown my sorrows with PBRs and shots of Southern Comfort. DING! What's this? I check my notifications and it's a gift! This game, dear reader, sent to me from my friend. "Enjoy, big man" the description reads. Then I check the store page. Ball Scratch simulator? How do you even make a game about that? "This must be a joke," I thought. But believe me, all of my doubts were about to be quelled. This game had me shaking my hand with the trepidation and paranoia of a 14 year old in his parent's hotel room on vacation, all while dodging the judging glances of low-poly anime girls. Every combo, every anime chibi girl screaming indiscriminate Japanese at me only drove me forward with fervor and a newly found appreciation for my homeboy. I think by the end, I gained a humiliation kink. That's right you sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I played through every level, three starred it, multiple attempts, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liked it. Because that's what you do when your friends buy you games ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goblin panty game. 7/10.

Imagine a friend wanted to pull a prank on you and puts itchy powder on your boxers then it starts to itch in public Can't imagine it because it wouldn't happen?? This game lets you experience it without public shaming Scratch your balls, smell the aftermath, pinch and roll when you need to control your itch while others watch and get shamed when an anime girl sees you, its pretty much what the game is. Gameplay loop is great sadly there's only 6 maps at launch You have unlockables and global scoreboard if you want to show off your ball scratch mastery Even with its bugs its a great game to play when you have nothing to do I'd recommend it even at full price

Bill Clinton has the highest score on the white house level.

I'm in love with the ice cream shop girl. Would get caught by her again. 10/10

I found this game to be… kinda disturbing. A little gross. Weird. Perverted, even. And honestly? I was a little embarrassed. I really didn’t know what to expect when I decided to stream it on Kick. Somehow, though, the viewers absolutely LOVED it — and now, at the time of writing this, we’re sitting 11th in the WORLD on one of the levels! Would I recommend it? Absolutely. It scratched a very specific virtual itch… for my virtual balls. 2 BALLS DOWN out of 2!

This game was such an experience i mean... isn't that different of my IRL life but doing this at my desk gave me memory of the little me in the back seat of the english class Miss Permanov i'll never foregt you i have scratched my balls to you just by writting this i can feel the goodness of this era i miss you Miss Permanov... anyway it's a good game i guess but hard to play it with only one hand... 5/5