Baldur's Gate 3

I don't reccomend this game to anyone under the age of 45. anyone under that age doesn't know what a game is anyways. THey make everything savescum and have to do everything in one run, faster than fast. Like their virginity depended on it. It was obvious to me that tis game had massive replayability in mind. It does, as long as you can forget efverything you just did in your last run. Some things change, yes, the "If that is, therefore that must, and by the way it's altered due to the fact that..." Fail a roll and roll with it. Not under 45 , load game (restart run). Missed a piece of META gear. Not under 45, load game (or restart run). Go play Castlevania. Finish that with one life and no guide. THEN you may commet to this review. To yon developers and publishers. *slow clap* i applaud thee. Well crafted and constructed and developed. EXCEPT pathing to object that one would normall pick up FOR EXAMPLE; A small round table with no chairs and 3 items of place setting upon on it. twice one must walk around the table when said items are within arms reach of were you stood to pick up the first itme. YAWN, you're killing me. Same as the ever vexing, "item is out of reach" when it is eye level and on the forward edge of the second shelf of the bookself. Wait there's more, ok last one. Climbing up 2 wooden boxes to grab an item that was on the lowest shelf of the bottle rack stand beside the 2 stack of wood boxes. Pathing is completed boss!! yes... yes it was.... muaa hahahahahaha AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! give that person a devils ride to "get your steps in today?" hell for themselves. And then there was the several times you click on a item and your character would go for a walk, get to the item, and just stop. Then you click the item and go for a walk and comback to the item....and stop! WTFudge man!

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5 Stars out of 5 Stars. Reasons I hate this game... 1) Rotten spoiled food. Why so much rotten spoiled food all over the place? Why is there so much junk to sift through put into this game?? 1) Books, Books, Books, does (character not me) reading them update journal? like 10.. there are THOUSANDS..... I give two diapers about lore!!! 1) F8.. all day long... something? F8. F8, F8, F8, F8, F8, F8.. My F8 finger broken... 1) Research, Research, Research.. Research all the damn time.. Half hour research, five minutes play... Go back 10-15 saves? Did that fix it? No! I give 5/5 for a company that releases finished and polished games, which nobody seems capable any more these days.... But why you listen sniveling kids in early access, they ruin it.. Also it just doesn't scratch that "old school rpg" itch, neither did DOS2ee.. The last one that did was Might & Magic 10 Legends, which everyone HATED because it released unplayable (they fixed it eventually, then broke it again). If anyone knows any SUBSEQUENT games that are like this please post (I know all the older ones). Also was Eldrich Blast taken directly from the newest Bard's Tale (which no one played)? I cannot do a third playthrough because of the research thing.. also the only mod really needed is party size.. Who decided 4? It needs to be 6 or 7... all this fanfare about soloing, nyeh! Thank you for coming to my idiot talk ( i really am a happy person, just these gripes are killing me on this run through which I am bound to complete...)... edit: 1) gear buffs: if you hit a guy your next spell.. if you spell a guy your next hit.. if you tickle a ninny in the gooch and are able to capture some ninny froth, and then blow that ninny froth onto an unsuspecting enemy from the hidden shadows, each open eye shall inflict +1 damage on top if your next hit... or tickle.. Then Fane pops out and says Boo. Then Boo pops out and says Hey!

Great game. Just play it and see for yourself.