A Bad Clicker
Some games are good, a few games are great, most are alright. This is not one of those games. Come explore this labyrinth of menus that make number bigger. Watch number get big, only to get small, to get big again, faster this time even!
Estimated lifetime revenue
Free-to-play
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. The player count below is how many people own it, not what they spent.
Est. players
1.4K
people who own it
Reviews
51
Review score
61%
6.1/10
Concurrent players
0
read Sep 17, 2026, 15:00 UTC
Followers
About
About the game
this is a bad clicker game. possibly the worst clicker game. enjoy~
Features:
A sweatshop to click to your hearts content!
A FAKE cash shop with all the solutions to any ills~
Automated production to give the hand a break!
Offline production, so you can win the game without touching it (kinda)~
Tech trees to unlock new features, functions, and bonuses!
Cute lil pets to grow alongside you~
Explore the solar system and make friends with everyone along the way!
Autosaving so you don't have to worry about it~
A mute button and Volume Sliders~!
a button. you know you want to poke it... (note, buttons may be fragile and/or defective) 
the shop~ (note, not real money, just a simulacrum of industry practices) 
spend your hard earned scrip at the prestige tree~ (note, not a real tree)
lil friendos~ (like Snailey here)
friendmaking~
an unnecessarily long adventure full of unnecessarily obscure allusions~
(aint nobody gonna clear all that lol)
And more (maybe)~
