Zombie Pirates

It's... Well.. Just.. I don't have anything nice to say.

I almost quit this game after 5 minutes. Another TD game was frustrating me, this one seemed similar, and the reviews were mixed. It turned out to be not terrible. I stopped playing for the day but then gave it a second chance the next. Yes, it's worse than Plants vs. Zombies but as a lane defense game it's not horrendous. It all goes by fairly quickly and can present challenges without being excessively difficult. The people who complained about clicking all over the screen all the time woul clearly prefer to do nothing, even though that is most of the movement in the game once you have set up a row of defense ships. I would give this game a neutral score for general gamers and say get it on sale if you like lane defense. You might need to follow instructions on the discussion page for how to get it to work. That may have something to do with the negative reviews.

Furchtbar

Not bad...not bad at all. It's an above average casual strategy game, similar to Plants vs. Zombies. I would say PvZ is superior in every way, this is not a bad game. 7/10

Great game for people who don't have alot of time to play a long game. Its also really fun in a way to.

Total blah, but it all works, so there is that. For starters, not a tower defense game, so for me that was a disappointment. That said, it all seems to actually be a game. It starts out a bit confusing, as the intro seems to imply the zombie is the hero, but them once the game starts he isn't. Not a big deal, but weird. Anyway, you have a ship, and you can buy others to join your fleet as zombie ships attack and try to get past you. Most of the ships shoot things, and there are a few upgrades. As you defeat them, the map opens up and you get to fight more. There is a store, too, so you can upgrade things. But it's all very blah.

No speed/difficulty, setting options screen consist of music. sound. and windowed ... the difficuly ramps up fast with tons of ships you are meant to destroy before they reach left side of screen.I dont see this as tower defence as there are no lanes just right to left.Seems they add new enemies and units to combat those enemies every round. I by no means play this type of game often and it seems from other reviews this maybe isnt the best one to base an opinion on the genre. It is very challenging at least to me a little too challenging. The Gfx are what you would expect cartoony ,The story well there is one maybe ill be bothered to read it next time, That is the key next time .... its not bad or great somewhere in the fair range i would say. Worth $12 no bloody way.... but on sale for $3 or less yeah thats ok look at the time other people have put in it take out the crazies 60 hrs really !!! and the haters .1 hr people and you get 5-16 hrs avg so people that get mad and quit at 8 hrs put no on rec. there is alot of enjoyment people recieved from this game ( at least I did)

https://youtu.be/C52dLrGdlAk Yarr! Brains? It should be a safe bet to combine zombies and pirates to make a good game, but with controls rougher than a stormy sea makes this game run a ground.