Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel

Good morning, afternoon, evening or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ your time zone is, class. Today, we'll be learning How To Ruin a Beloved Game. Step 1: Ban cards that are actually useful. Called by the Grave just recently is a good example. You upset that your card you use a lot got negated? GO COMPLAIN TO KONAMI ABOUT IT! THEY'LL LISTEN AND YOU'LL BE REWARDED FOR SNITCHING AND MAKING THE GAME UNBEARABLE FOR EVERYONE. Step 2: Do a combo on your opponent's turn. That army you have ain't enough to beat your opponent? Well, then interrupt their turn for 5 hours and prevent them FROM DOING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING! "But what if they just summoned Kuriboh?" JUST IN CASE, DO IT ANYWAY AND MAKE YOUR OPPONENT NEVER WANT TO TOUCH YU-GI-OH AGAIN! Step 3: Make your turn last longer than a Christopher Nolan movie. Worried your opponent might have something powerful in their deck? Even if it's just only cards they can't even use? FILL YOUR WHOLE FIELD BY TAKING 5 HOURS AND 32 MINUTES ANYWAY! THAT'LL STOP THEM FROM DOING ANYTHING. EVEN IF IT'S JUST SUMMONING A WATTAPON OR SOMETHING! Step 4: Add cards that never appeared in any of the anime or manga. Dark Magician? ♥♥♥♥ him. Flamed Swordsman? ♥♥♥♥ him too. Winged Kuriboh? TO HELL WITH THAT LITTLE ♥♥♥♥! USE CARDS LIKE IDK SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANIME GIRL OR SOME ARCHETYPE ♥♥♥♥ I DON'T CARE! MAKE SURE THAT THE CARD DESCRIPTION IS LONGER THAN THAT ONE LOUD HOUSE FANFICTION AND USE IT ON YOUR OPPONENT! Oh yeah, i guess Blue Eyes is ok to use, cause y'know, memes. Final step, and this is very important, ready? MAKE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME UNPLAYABLE, INACCESSABLE AND UNBEARABLE FOR ANY RETURNING PLAYER OR NEWCOMERS. CONGRATS YOU PASSED! BRAVO! ♥♥♥♥ KONAMI FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD! THEY DID TO YU-GI-OH WHAT KID ROCK DID TO MUSIC IN THE 2000s, WHAT DISNEY DID TO THE MUPPETS AND WHAT WIZARDS OF THE COAST TRIED TO DO TO D&D YEARS AGO! KONAMI, WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE? WHY DO YOU LIKE DESTROYING HOURS OF SOMEONE'S PROGRESS TO GET PLATINUM OR GOLD JUST TO SEND THEM BACK AND DO THE WHOLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING OVER AGAIN? WHY DOES EVERY CARD HAVE A LOT OF EFFECTS? WHY IS IT A BAJILLION MONSTERS NOW INSTEAD OF JUST ONE? WHY DO YOU KEEP BANNING CARDS? WHY DID YOU MAKE THE OG CARDS BASICALLY USELESS? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, KONAMI? ANSWER ME! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? BRING BACK THE OG RULES NOW! PUT A LIMIT ON COMBOS, STOP BANNING CARDS, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN A NEW SEASON STARTS, DON'T SEND SOMEONE BACK TO PREVIOUS LEAGUES! JUST MAKE YU-GI-OH FUN TO PLAY AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!