
Why play this? You could read, run, or stare at a wall. But if you do, expect fast and unpredictable retro FPS action.
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About
Welcome to the game that makes you ask... well, exactly that. If you’re tired of logic, rules, and sensible gameplay, congratulations — you’re in the right place.
This isn’t your grandma’s FPS. It’s a fast-paced, retro-inspired chaos full of weird enemies, ridiculous weapons, and moments that will make you question your life choices.
Think you can handle the madness? You’ll be figuring things out on the fly, doing your best to keep up, and maybe wondering how you got here.
So grab your keyboard and mouse, and prepare to question the name of the game!
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WTF AM I PLAYING?! is a first-person shooter with elements of platforming, puzzles, and experimental comedy. It blends fast-paced action with unexpected scenarios, minimal guidance, and surreal humor.
Uniquely designed levels with their own mechanics.
First-person shooter gameplay with puzzle and platforming elements.
Stylized retro graphics and effects.
Unique enemies: angry chickens, mutant burgers, giant gorillas, and more.
Dynamic soundtrack and sound design tailored to each level’s tone.
No loading screens between core sequences — just smooth, weird transitions.
Short session-friendly level structure. (15–20 minutes per level.)
Main content offers around 2–3 hours of gameplay.
And yes — you’ll keep wondering what’s going on, and why you’re enjoying it.
Unconventional, unpredictable gameplay.
Retro-inspired visuals and effects that evoke classic gaming nostalgia.
Fast-paced FPS action with a twist of humor and unexpected challenges.
Players with no expectations.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Turkish*languages with full audio support
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Reviews
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Reviews
If you want a game that makes no sense but is total CHAOS?! GET THIS GAME! It is super fun! This game needs no introduction, you just pick up and play! Just... Total... CHAOS!!!!
Best thing I've played in ages. Many delightful moments. Switches up the scenery, weapons, enemies a lot so you don't get bored. Balance is great - rewards concentration and thought, doesn't hold your hand, but isn't so hard that you'll need to watch a walkthrough. Lots of content but doesn't outstay its welcome. Runs well on my machine. Like the fisheye camera. Catchy music. Great.
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Hours played at review time, across 42 reviews with recorded playtime.
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A great game for the price, I've 100% the game in about 4 hours and had a good time. There are somethings that could be improved like the desert level and the subway level feel like they go on longer than they should, but other than that and a few minor complaints its a fun time.
[i][h1][b][u]4/5[/u][/b][/h1][/i] Genuinamente un juegazo para pasar el rato. [b]'WTF AM I PLAYING?'[/b] es un FPS que experimenta con la jugabilidad, yendo desde atender hamburguesas en un local de comida rápida mientras tu jefe pizza te explota, hasta defender un objetivo de autos tiburón kamikazes (¿?). Es relativamente corto: tardé 2,5 h en terminar el juego y 4 h en hacer el 100% de los logros. El juego no tiene sentido ni lógica; es un [b]absurdo total[/b] donde no se te guía en casi nada, y es precisamente esto lo que le da vida a todo, lo que hace que destaque y sea original. Además, está lleno de [i]easter eggs[/i] o secretos que son bastante graciosos cuando te los encontrás. No es un 5/5 porque le falta pulir unos detalles. Tuve problemas en ciertas partes con el [i]input[/i] de mi teclado, donde no me detectaba el presionar una tecla teniendo presionada otra al mismo tiempo, pero es tan minúsculo que recién me di cuenta de que me pasaba casi terminando el juego. También hay partes donde te podés quedar atrapado y tenés que volver al último punto de control, aunque esto "vaya y pase" porque es algo que firmás en el capítulo 1 como cláusula para jugar. [h3][u]En resumen:[/u][/h3] es una experiencia totalmente lisérgica que, por lo que sale, vale completamente la pena.
It is insanely fun, and it's totally addictive HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Every level overstays its welcome by 5min and the levels are pretty short... The game is nauseating to play due to the very low FOV and forced fish eye lens with no options whatsoever. As in there are no options except resolution and fullscreen/windowed. The only thing this game haas going for it is "lol xd so random"
ok so uhm....It's very hard to know where to begin when it comes to writing this review, because this game was insanely goofy, and I ONLY PLAYED 1 LEVEL, LIKE DAM... im definitely gonna finish this game. but describing this game is like trying to explain the crypto block chain to my WW2 veteran Grandpa with dementia, cuz while playing I was truly wondering, WTF AM I PLAYING.
ДА ИГРА ОЧЕНЬ ЭПИЧНАЯ СОВЕТУЦЮ!!!!!
I am not joking when I say that this game brought me more joy and I had a smile on my face for longer than I have in the past 20 years.
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