Wakey Wakey

This game is not your average platformer. The level design is unique and fun, with many memorable levels! There are several additional bits of end game content after you finish the first AND second time. The leaderboard and speed running aspect lead to super highly contested placements within the top 10 (You’re place on the leaderboard is written under it even if you are under the top 10). I have been waiting for the game for a while now and it did not disappoint! In other words, this game is the best $2.99 I have ever spent!

I meant to sleep at half past ten, But found myself just scrolling *again.* One cat meme led to thirty-two, And somehow I bought a tutu (blue). My bed was calling, soft and sweet, With tangled sheets and tucked-up feet. Yet still I wandered, mind askew— Did frogs wear socks? Did cows say "moo"? At last I flopped, a pillow hugger, A bedtime burrito, blanket snuggler. But just as dreams began to play— My bladder said, “Get up. No way.” I stumbled forth, a bathroom knight, Then tripped on socks. A noble fight. Returned to bed, my thoughts were zooming: “Do penguins dance?” “Is Mars still booming?” By dawn I’d slept... well, kind of halfway, A nap disguised as night ballet. So here’s my tip: at ten, just leap— Into your bed, and *stay asleep!* 😴