Trash Horror Collection 5

most boring of the bunch it's so slowww and "gears 2" just doesn't work

I really like these games. This collection of games are pretty good, better than the last two I can say confidently. However, there is some bad games in here- like many of the games in the trash horror collection (I’m not an AI I swear but the “-” felt like it was needed in this case), however, that’s kind of the charm of these games. So I’ve decided, this time, I was going to individually review these games, so you readers can know what I think about each game, and see (my opinions and critiques) thoughts on the games, if it’s ass, it’s ass don’t fight me on it, if I think it’s ass, I think it’s ass, these are my opinions, so don’t get pissed at me for not liking a game you like. I have no idea how to transition to the games, so I guess this line/sentence is going to be the transition sentence. The Actual Game Reviews: (sorry for the bad grammar) 1873- Ok game. The graphics make me feel that I'm not playing a 616 game, but a generic AAA game. Doesn't help that the game gets very annoying at times, like during the boss fights and the stalking part. The ending is also kind of mid, I mean I didn't see it coming, but there was little to no build up for it, only taking place after one boss fight, which if the games ending comes out of no where with no build up, it's a sign its not that good of a game. I'm feeling a 6/10 for this game. Dad- Good game. The game has some problems, such as how it how it's pacing is kind off, and the trancitions, are not it sometimes. The ending however, is great. I love the ending. Not a lot of stuff for me to say about this game, I'm feeling an 8/10. Fart Killer- Rather good, feeling like a poop killer game (speaking of which, there isn't a single poop killer game in here, they couldn't even make an exclusive game for this collection?). Anyways, the gameplay is very simple, in fact, if you weren't playing as caseoh, and you weren't in a tiny burger stand, and it didn't have farts instead of poops, it would be identical gameplay to Poop Killer: Origins, which isn't that good for originality. However, I liked poop killer origins, which means I like this game, I'm feeling an 8/10 on this one. Gears 2: Sadly it's one of the weaker ones in this collection. This would be the worst one, however, We Are Not Alone: Contact makes this game slightly betterr. Now before I get into the review for this game, I need to mention that I loved the first Gears. It was my favorite game on the second Trash Horror Collection, which makes it even worse this game is one of (if not) the weakest one in this collection. First off, the start just feels like "Press this, push that". Secondly, you have to use your points before you even know what to do with them, which makes strategy in this game harder, since you have to kill more people, because if you don't, you will die, which is the opposite of Gears 1. Third, it doesn't feel like a Gears game, it feels like a saw game, which I would say is good, IF THIS GAME WASN'T DIFFERENT THEN THE SAW GAMES! Fourth, theres a part where go through what presume to be a blood pool (which makes no sense, how does he get that much blood), but it's completely filler. I get why they had to add it, but still, it's just filler, you can remove it, and it won't affect the plot of the game, and would save the players time. Finally, like with 1873, it just feels like it shouldn't be in this collection, solely because of the graphics, it looks ps1, but at points it doesn't, it just doesn't look good. I'm feeling a 4/10. Only redeeming quality are the traps themselves (mainly the the one with the murderer). Halloween Revenge- Feels like it would be in the OG Trash Horror collection, thus it is one of the best games here. However, it feels too similar to other games, like After Midnight (the first one the second one), and the Clowns Fun, but it is still a good game nonetheless. Not much critiques, only wish it was a tiny bit shorter. I'm feeling a 9.5/10 on this one. Trash Night- Best game here. The twist is kind of far fetched, however, with what you see in the game earlier, it kind of makes sense. Theres a slow build up, but honestly, the game is pretty good, I love the game, only wish that taking a photo wasn't impossible at times. Not a lot of stuff for me to talk about this game, mainly because it's so good, I don't need to talk all about what makes it great, so I'm gonna talk about what made it great. The ending and torture scene is perfect. I was genually scared when I was taking the photos at the killers house, and I was genually scared playing as the killer somehow. It was also just pure fun, something most games aren't nowadays for some reason. And with that, i'm feeling a 10/10 on this one. We Are Not Alone: Contact- One of the worst games I have ever played in my life. Period. Only the ending of this game is good. This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. The story is ♥♥♥♥. The gameplay is ♥♥♥♥. The characters (besides the dog, I think it’s name was Mark, I’ve just played the game for this review and already I forgot most of the story), are ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And lets talk about the aliens, THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARE SOME OF THE WORST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HAVE EVER FOUGHT IN A GAME! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THEM! IN FACT, CALLING THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OR LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥, OR ALIENS ISN’T ENOUGH, THERE ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CLANKERS, BECAUSE ALL THEY ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AI BOTS! And that isn’t even worst part of this game, this game, took one of the games from the Trash Horror Collection 2, AND IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUINS IT. And DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE VISUALS! OH WAIT, THERES NONE, BECAUSE THEY GAME IS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DARK, YOU CAN’T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEE. AND THEN FOR SOME REASON, I STILL CAN’T GET THE GAME TO RUN OVER 15 FPS, WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ GAME! THE OPTIMIZATION FOR THIS GAME, IS TERRIBLE! ♥♥♥♥ 616 GAMES FOR MAKING ONE OF THE WORST GAMES I’VE EVER PLAYED, IN FACT, THIS MAY BE THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME TO ME. THIS GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS, AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO HANG MYSELF!!! So, with all these crituqes, I give this game, a Go ♥♥♥♥ Yourself/10 (Basically a -10/10). So basically, those were my thoughts of these games. This collection is pretty good (besides Gears 2 and We Are Not Alone: Contact), So basically, if your gonna buy this collection, make sure you actually, you know, don’t wanna suffer. I know most of this review was negative, but to be fair, besides those too games (you should know what they by this point), this is a pretty great collection of games. When I first played 1873, I thought it was a pretty mid game, and when I played it again, I can confidently say, it’s still a mid game. Heres basically my rankings because I couldn’t think of a better way to end this review: Trash Night Halloween Revenge Fart Killer Dad 1873 Gears 2 We Are Not Alone: Contact. Wow, I really just made a whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ essay for seven trash games, that aren’t meant to be taken seriously.