
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Sep 7 → 0.29/day in the week after.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Jul 30 → 0.29/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10
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Telltale Texas Hold'em is basically Telltale Games’ first experiment. A game created to test the engine they would later use in much bigger titles. There’s not much to it: it’s poker. Not too different from later releases like Poker Night at the Inventory in that way. It’s an old game, and it needs patches and mods to look and play better. On top of that, the AI is quite simple, almost too easy. Nothing extraordinary, But as an introduction to poker and learning how to play, it works perfectly. Very cheap, simple, and does the job. Recommended… with low expectations.
just bluff alot and the AI doesn't know what to do. good if short game for the price that paved the way for poker night
Did I get this before Poker Night at the Inventory Remaster? Yes. Was it to cope? Absolutely. Did it work? No. Do I hate the grandma? YES.
It's poker. Also it's like a dollar, hard to argue with that.
Simple, to the point, and no micro-transactions. Dated but would recommend for digital solo poker play.
[h1] [b] Charming Casual Poker [/b] [/h1] [b] Telltale Texas Hold'Em [/b] is your typical casual Texas Hold'em game in a game. If you don't have friends to play with but still wanna play some poker you go and look for a game to play on your computer, but the problem is that there is nothing really making them all that different from each other and that's where this game stands out. It's not revolutionary, it's not pretty, but it has character that is very rare to see in a game like this and the game knows it advertising itself as "Poker with Personality". The dialogue and banter of Harry, Boris, Theodore and Grandma Shaky will keep you playing even after you win just to hear more of it and that should be your main reason for playing this game because if you play it competitively you WILL break your monitor from almost winning the tournament and then Ted taking the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pot while laughing in your face.
sending my condolences to the family and friends of Theodore Dudebrough, who was found dead in Vegas 3 months after he was ejected from the tournament in the first blind
It's a bit dated, sure, but it is also a bit of a classic. The banter is pretty fun, and even if you lose you can still watch the rest of the tournament and root for your favorite players. Given how cheap this game is even before discount, I'd say it is well worth a purchase. So, take my advice, and just go all in!
Mucho antes de lanzar juegos sobre franquicias exitosas, este fue el primer título de la compañía, donde pusieron a prueba su motor gráfico, sistema de juego y la posibilidad de lanzar juegos digitales o físicos como desarrolladores. Por supuesto que no envejeció demasiado bien en el apartado gráfico, pero los huesos de títulos que veríamos en Walking Dead se pueden notar. La premisa es simple, hay 5 jugadores en un torneo de póker que consta de vos y 4 rivales, cada uno con su personalidad, forma de jugar y comentarios divertidos para cada mano. Cada participante empieza con un pozo de dinero, y al terminarse los fondos, este queda eliminado de la partida. Son torneos relativamente cortos, en menos de 20 minutos pude ganar, pero todo depende de tu habilidad de mentir o de jugar al póker. Si bien es más un título experimental, hoy en día es un juego de culto y los primeros pasos de una compañía que sacaría excelentes títulos narrativos. Para un par de minutitos tranqui es ideal. Calificación: 7 Sigan jugando.
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