Super Poop

Desperately wants to be Super Meat Boy but lacks the most important quality of what makes a balls hard platformer fun: The controls are trash. Jump heights vary GREATLY between standing still and moving, and many obstacles that cannot be jumped over from a standstill can be jumped over with as little as 3-4 pixels of horizontal movement. The game often gives you exactly this much wiggle room between a death spike and a vertical wall to build running speed. Additionally, you cannot jump horizontally AT ALL if pressed up against a vertical surface, making getting over some obstacles an effort in futility. Finally, many death spikes are hidden by the crappy black/white color scheme of the levels. It is impossible to tell what is ground and what will kill you at times until you've died. Checkpoints are fairly forgiving, but that's the only thing it got right. EDIT: After reading some other reviews, I felt the need to add a blurb. It looks like the game got updated at some point. It no longer send you back to the start of the game if you die (Thank God, it would be unplayable if so). Instead you go back to the beginning of the level, and all the levels are fairly short. Hence the forgiving checkpoints.