Snail Simulator

it took me just under an hour to press my spacebar 2500 times

snail

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This game is actually so amazing! I bought it in the Steam Sale and I am definitely not disappointed, it was so funny, I quite enjoy spending 10 minutes to do absolutely nothing.. so worth it. The achievement spam is fantastic :D

Before playing Snail Simulator, I was lost. I was trapped in the corporate rat race, moving too fast, stressed out, and empty. Then I found Snearth. For 4.99, I shed my human burdens and accepted the shell. I spent three hours one night moving at 0.02 mph toward a hill with other snails. We didn't speak. We just vibed, pressed H to say HULLO, and occasionally defied physics by floating into the sky. When the monthly Snail Party hit, the absolute PEAK of gaming experiences happens..I am one with the snommunity. 10/10, would absolutely snecommend. 🐌

Ich hab einhundert Euro Scheine, grün wie ein Ochsenfrosch. Ja ich bin ein Gangster, so wie Räuber Hotzenplotz.