
Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online is a clicker game where progression is replaced with gambling, where the goal is simply to collect the rarest silly linguine cats.
Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. The player count below is how many people own it, not what they spent.
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The general gameplay of SLCSDO (Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online) is that you have to pet Silly Linguine Cat, you will have pet goals, when you get to that amount of pets, you will get a random crate (gambling!!!!). These crates can be opened to reward you with skins for Linguine Cat! However, If gambling isn't your thing, then lucky for you we have one other core gameplay mechanic, the leaderboard!!! The leaderboard will show who has pet silly linguine the most! (We have implemented a top-of-the-line anti cheat system, so don't even think about it.) Ok so that's pretty much everything, crates, pet cat, leaderboard, yep that's everything. oh actually we also have music, that's kinda a gameplay feature. yea.
Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online has over 350 skins to collect!
Common - these are cool but not that cool
Uncommon - very neat
Rare - they look cool
Ultra-Rare - these are very cool
Legendary - these are the coolest they all have unique idle and click animations and took the longest to make
Exclusive - these can only be obtained exclusively in seasonal, daily, and gold crates.
Hes my cat, his real name is raikou, hes about as smart as a stupid cat but hes orange so thats normal.

Common Skin Crate
Common 65%
Uncommon 29%
Rare 4.5%
Ultra-Rare 1.4%
Legendary 0.1%
Common Skin Crate +
Common 60.45%
Uncommon 32%
Rare 5.5%
Ultra-Rare 1.9%
Legendary 0.15%
Uncommon Skin Crate
Common 37.5%
Uncommon 52%
Rare 7%
Ultra-Rare 3.3%
Legendary 0.2%
Uncommon Skin Crate +
Common 31.5%
Uncommon 55.5%
Rare 8%
Ultra-Rare 4.7%
Legendary 0.3%
Rare Skin Crate
Common 22%
Uncommon 34%
Rare 33.5%
Ultra-Rare 10%
Legendary 0.5%
Rare Skin Crate +
Common 18%
Uncommon 31%
Rare 38%
Ultra-Rare 12.3%
Legendary 0.7%
Ultra-Rare Skin Crate
Common 8%
Uncommon 20%
Rare 33%
Ultra-Rare 37%
Legendary 2%
Ultra-Rare Skin Crate +
Common 7%
Uncommon 16%
Rare 27%
Ultra-Rare 45.5%
Legendary 4.5%
Legendary Skin Crate
Common 3%
Uncommon 12%
Rare 20%
Ultra-Rare 31%
Legendary 34%
Gold Skin Crate (All skins are exclusive)
Rare 35.29%
Ultra-Rare 41.18%
Legendary 23.53%
Winter Skin Crate (Can contain exclusive skins)
Common 26%
Uncommon 25.5%
Rare 22%
Ultra-Rare 16.15%
Legendary 10.35%
Fall Skin Crate (Can contain exclusive skins)
Common 25.5%
Uncommon 25.5%
Rare 22.5%
Ultra-Rare 16.15%
Legendary 10.35%
Spring Skin Crate (Can contain exclusive skins)
Common 26%
Uncommon 25.5%
Rare 22%
Ultra-Rare 16.35%
Legendary 10.15%
Summer Skin Crate (Can contain exclusive skins)
Common 26.1%
Uncommon 25.3%
Rare 22.1%
Ultra-Rare 16.15%
Legendary 10.35%
Daily Crate (Can contain exclusive skins)
Common 27.5%
Uncommon 27%
Rare 25%
Ultra-Rare 16.15%
Legendary 4.35%
Let me break it down!
Silly = he is very silly
Linguine = I call him that somtimes
Cat = he is a cat
Simulator = gameplay is extremely realistic, it’s hard to tell it apart from real life
Deluxe = idk this is the only version of the game, so it doesn't make too much sense, but its really just to make the title sound even cooler
Online = game has one singular online leaderboard :)
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Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. They think it’s just a game about a noodle-shaped kitten knocking glasses off tables. That’s what They want you to believe. I downloaded this at 3:33 AM because the hum from my refrigerator was spelling out my social security number, and oh boy, the rabbit hole goes deep. MK-ULTRA IS STILL ALIVE AND IT IS CODED IN PYTHON. The graphics are cute, right? Wrong. Every time the cat does that little "mew" sound effect, it triggers a localized, ultra-low frequency wave designed by the CIA's Operation Mockingbird to pacify my pineal gland. I know the truth. I looked into the cat’s eyes in the customization menu and I didn't see pixels—I saw the projected holographic timeline of the 1963 JFK assassination plot. The developers are clearly deep-state operatives trying to map our living rooms through the physics engine. Why you should buy it: The ragdoll physics: Excellent. Exactly how my body feels when the CIA uses voice-to-skull (V2S) technology to make me buy premium cat food skins. The multiplayer mode: Seamless. Though I’m 99% sure "MeowMaster420" in my lobby was actually a remote viewer stationed in a Langley basement tracking my sleep cycle. The price: Free-to-play, but you pay with your soul and your metadata. I haven’t slept in four days because if I close my eyes, the Operation Paperclip ghosts inside my router will delete my cloud saves. The silly linguine cat knows too much. It whispered the coordinates of Area 51 into my headset during a team deathmatch. They are watching us through the webcam while we play. 10/10 game, highly recommend, but please wrap your router in aluminum foil before launching the executable. They are coming.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 1.5K reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Beautiful splendid wonderful perfect game that runs up my electricity bill because Im so addicted to the gambling I cant leave my chair
I was depressed and homeless before playing this game, after playing it I have built a multi billion dollar company, this game changed my life
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Really emotional and meaningful
You may have heard the rumors, and they are all true: this game isn't just about collecting cats. It taught me the ancient practices hidden within the Kabbalah. It cured my grandparents of their cancer. This game stopped the Germans in WWII; this is not just a gamble of digital goods. It's a miracle bestowed upon us; the second coming of Jesus wouldn't have healed as many as this game has. The Earth wasn't as beautiful before Linguine. This debt we owe can be paid in full, losing all your worth at the casino. Use poverty as an excuse to kill other cats less fortunate than you; in the end, there is only Linguine. I have learned to love this and accept there is nothing before or after. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning within the end. Salvation awaits one click away. Would you deny that? Is your greed and hubris not satiated to try this out for yourself? Is your pride too great to not allow yourself this honor like I have? Ask yourself not what Linguine can do for you; ask what you can do for Linguine. Vote for the Linguine.
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Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online is straight up the best moba rpg dating AND racing sim multiplayer gambling action adventure roguelike deckbuilder idle sim tower defense beat em up open world crafting survival fishing sim life sim comedy metroidvania soulslike cozy farming rhythm battle royale linguine simulator ever made and honestly it just works and you basically turn into a linguine and pet linguine and gamble with alot of gambling stuff then fight a fortnite boss that has a fork sword then farm your own silly linguine bucks then drop into a 100 player noodle battle royale and make abunch of silly linguine bucks and then you can open crates to get more linguines.11/10 would recommend
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