Sidewalk Simulator

I did it papa. Do you love me now?

Sidewalk Simulator immediately hooked me in with the addicting mechanics it offers. I really liked how the buy system enables different playstyles depending on my mood. The art style was impressive and felt both retro and fresh at the same time. The soundtrack was even more impressive and helps to immerse you into the game world. Best sidewalk physics I've encountered in a game before. 10/10

Man, this game. I like this game. It's weird as hell and the basis of it is fun. It's very interesting. But it's just too damn hard.

Fun little indie game, clearly made with a ton of love. Hilarious writing/game design, fun mechanics, big build variety. Certainly worth 4 dollars. Dev is also very responsive and fixed a bug i messaged him about on the game's discord.

This is a great addition to an arcade library. You start each round with nothing but a trusty rock and then outfit your screen with defenses that do most of the killing for you. It also includes a local 2nd player option that is perfect for a lesser skilled partner. It's only weakness (or its primary strength depending on who you are) is its sense of humor. Don't play with kids unless you plan on explaining terrorists, the Third Reich, a flashing perv, a pimp, or a stripper.

This game goes unreasonably hard. It is fun as hell with a friend, the unlocks trigger all the good brain juices, and the soundtrack is badass. For $4? Come on now