Rock Life: The Rock Simulator

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Finally, a game that understands me. You play as a rock. You sit there. You exist. You experience absolutely nothing. And honestly? 10/10. The graphics are incredibly realistic because, much like real life, the rock does absolutely f*** all. The gameplay is deeply immersive—you stare at a rock, contemplate your life choices, and occasionally remember that you too are basically just a rock with anxiety. No grinding. No complicated quests. No sweaty multiplayer. Just **rock**. I’ve spent 4 hours playing this and I can confidently say the rock hasn’t moved once. Neither have I. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys geology, existential dread, or having Steam open while doing literally anything else.