POSTAL 2

Postal 2 is one of the greatest games ever made. From its great combat, exploration and music the world of paradise never seems to get boring. Postal 2 is an incredible commentary of the american way of life with a protagonist who has become so dulled by the day to day motions to become a full blown killer, what makes this stand out from the first game however is that EVERYONE in paradise seems to be crazed and blood thirsty even the slightest inconvenience sets off these people, in alot of ways this is more relevant to the modern day than it was back in 2003. Paradise itself seems to be against the player its harsh visual style and admittedly sometimes confusing layout is a hostile environment that i just adore. (which is expanded on even more in the DLC Paradise Lost). The gameplay is very interesting everyday you are given a set of errands that get increasing more difficult and absurd given to the Postal Dude by the accurately named "The ♥♥♥♥♥." Postal 2's tagline "Remember its only as violent as you are!" is reflected in these tasks, to use an example the first task most players end up doing is "Get Milk" which is done by going to the lucky ganesh and grabbing the milk from the back you are now put a crossroads. Either wait in line and pay normally avoiding all combat and violence or attempt escaping the building without paying for the milk which has the employees from the back come out and try to kill the player. How does one survive this combat encounter? With the weapons expertly hidden around paradise some weapons you can pick up from enemys. But for the others postal requires players to explore (which is often what i found myself doing the most) every area of this game is crafted to feel almost offputtingly empty with the occasional item laying around or hidden on top of buildings aside from the citizens in the streets and in stores going into back areas or alleys leaves you with a odd sense of emptyness as the games droning ambience plays while you scrounge for items. The guns all feel great (my personal favorites being the basic pistol you can find from nearly every npc in the game and the lever-action shotgun which is always well hidden because of its incredible damage). The guns arent the only things you can find health items like the "Health" pipe and fast food, gameplay items like catnip which slows down time for quick get aways and the crack-cola which allows you to duel wield weapons for a short period of time. the weapon and item options in postal 2 feel nearly limitless on a first playthrough of the game. Another factor of this game i adore is its soundtrack while walking the streets of paradise the only sound that can be heard is droning background noise and the sounds of the world around you (alot of these backing tracks are actually reused from postal 1 in some way). Inside buildings like the bank or mall very pleasant tracks play usually made for the specific areas (some standouts of mine are Mall Muzack 1 and Map Muzack.) And finally and most obviously the games great writing and humor, Postal 2 is a masterclass in irony and crude humor a favorite example of mine is when you go to confess your sins at the church and a huge battle between the preists and muslims breakout starting with a very funny intro cutscene. At a surface level the humor of postal can seem very blunt and "offensive" for the sake of being offensive but i think the games comedy perfectly shows how america as a place makes no sense and postal is the american life style cranked up to 1000 percent. Postal 2 Multiplayer A very small portion of postal players have played the multiplayer PVP mode created for postal 2 granted its a little janky but thats where the fun comes from i have had tons of fun fighting in my friends in the arena style pvp mode. The maps are all great areas from the base game either visually changed or completely re-arranged to fit the pvp mode, and the original maps made just for the game mode are great aswell its a underrated aspect of this game. (Although it takes a LOOOOOOONG time to download its locked to some ancient download server that downloads the maps at Kb/s.) (IF YOU EVER GET THE TIME WATCH THE POSTAL MOVIE ITS VERY CAMPY AND KIND OF BAD BUT STILL FUNNY NONE THE LESS)

После работы эта игра самое то, чтобы расслабиться. Это классика, это знать надо и играть!

I regret nothing

its the best game fo people with adhd and a love for chaos and curiosity, now i repent in the name of the lord, but this game is morally twisted and i love it, its like playing as trevor from gta 5 or something.

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Yasaklanan oyunlardan birisidir kendisi ne yazıkki. Alabildiyseniz oynayın güzel oyun.

Заходит один парень в бар. Подходит к бармену и говорит: "Бармен хочу с тобой поспорить, давай забьемся на триста баксов, что я нассy вон в тот стакан и не пролью при этом ни капли мимо". Бармен смотрит. До стакана метра 3, не меньше, и говорит: "Значит ты можешь нассaть вон в тот стакан стоя здесь и говоришь, что не прольёшь при этом ни единой капли и ставишь на это 300 долларов, я тебя правильно понял? ". Парень отвечает: "Именно так". Бармен говорит: "Молодой человек, считай что мы забили". Парень говорит: "Окей, тогда начнем". Вынимает болт, смотрит на стакан, думает про стакан, думает про стакан, потом думает про болт, думает про болт, болт, стакан, болт, стакан, болт, стакан, болт, стакан, и пум! начинает сcать и сcыт на все, что есть вокруг. Сcыт на стойку бара, сcыт на стулья, сcыт на пол, ссыт на телефон, на бармена. Cсыт, он сcыт на ВСЁ вокруг, на всё, кроме этого ё6aного стакана. А бармен смеётся до ахyения - он теперь на 300 баксов богаче. Он смеется "Ха ха ха", и моча у него по роже течёт. Он смеётся и говорит: "Ты идuот пuздaнутый, ты обоcсал всё что только можно, а в стакан так и не попал. Ты мне должен 300 баксов, сyчонок". А паренек говорит: "Извини, сейчас одна секунда". И идёт в другой конец бара, где пара ребят гоняют шары на бильярде, ну он к ним подходит, о чем-то шепчется, потом возвращается к стойке и говорит: "Вот твои три сотни". Бармен ему говорит: "Хyли ты радуешься? Ты же только что проeбал 300 долларов, идuотина". А парень говорит: "Видишь вон тех ребят? Я только что поспорил с ними на 500 баксов с каждым, что нассy на стойку, нассy на пол, нассy на телефон и тебя самого обoссy, а ты при этом не то, что не разозлишься - ты будешь просто счастлив"