Overwatch®

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角色是不削的，meta角是加強的，匹配是智障的，策劃你媽是死了

A masterpiece of psychological warfare disguised as a hero shooter. Overwatch Review (from a man who has suffered): Overwatch is the kind of game that makes you stare at your monitor, clench your jaw, and genuinely consider ripping your own di*k off and yeeting it into the nearest river like some kind of fertility sacrifice to the Blizzard gods — because maybe THEN the matchmaking will finally give you teammates who know what a payload is. Every match feels like a social experiment designed to test how far a human can descend into madness before uninstalling. And uninstall you will. With pride. With dignity. With the righteous fury of a man who has been betrayed too many times. But then… A patch drops. A hero gets buffed. A skin looks kinda cool. Your aim feels crispy for one warmup round. And suddenly you’re crawling back like a raccoon returning to the same trash can that keeps getting kicked over. You reinstall. You queue. You suffer. You uninstall. Repeat. This is the Overwatch life cycle, and you are trapped in it like a moth slamming into a porch light at 3 AM. The game is infuriating, addictive, disrespectful, beautiful, stupid, brilliant, and absolutely toxic in the way only a 5‑star experience can be. Final Verdict: Overwatch is the best worst game ever made. A 5/5 star emotional hostage situation. A hobby, a curse, a lifestyle, a disease. And you — like all of us — are too far gone to stop now.

hiring lilypichu to voice a character in this game was a horrible decision... she funded terrorism...

Worst game ever.