No Thoughts Just Dodge
Protect the last braincell in a neon score-attack survival comedy. Grab Thought Crumbs, dodge the doomscroll, dash through notifications, and choose increasingly questionable upgrades as the feed gets faster.
Estimated lifetime revenueLow confidence
$148gross
$45low → high range$443
Net to developer$98
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Est. copies sold
52
mid estimate
About
About the game
ABOUT THIS GAME
NO THOUGHTS. JUST DODGE.
The feed is endless. Your attention span is not.
Take control of one extremely overworked braincell—or bring a second braincell along—and survive a neon storm of doomscroll phones, screaming notifications, weaponized lag, and nonstop chaos.
Collect Thought Crumbs, build combos, choose powerful upgrades, grab Mystery Orbs, and fight to keep your braincells online as the screen becomes increasingly unhinged.
PLAY SOLO OR WITH TWO BRAINCELLS
Play alone, team up locally on the same computer, or invite a friend through Steam for online co-op.
Choose from three chaotic game modes:
Endless 45: Survive escalating 45-second rounds and select two upgrades between rounds.
Wave Mode: Collect the required Thought Crumbs, clear increasingly difficult waves, and select an upgrade after each wave.
Crazy Mode: Begin with four upgrades and wrap through every edge of the screen. Leave through one side and return through the opposite side.
FEATURES
Fast, replayable score-attack gameplay
Single-player, local two-player co-op, and Steam online co-op
Keyboard, Xbox controller, and Steam Input support
Assign separate devices to each player during local co-op
Three distinct game modes with separate leaderboards
Sixteen functional upgrades with individually themed card artwork
Random Mystery Orbs that grant powerful six-second abilities
Dash through hazards to escape or destroy them
Combo-based scoring and persistent high scores
Twenty-five Steam achievements with an in-game achievement menu
Five selectable original synth tracks
Separate music and sound-effect volume controls
Screen-shake and reduced-flash accessibility options
Windowed and borderless-fullscreen modes
Frame-limit options from 60 to 1000 FPS, plus unlimited
No advertisements, microtransactions, or separate account required
Fully playable offline in solo and local modes; internet is only required for Steam features and online co-op
One braincell is struggling. Maybe two can survive.
