Is struggling in real life too easy?
Are you tired of videogames being an escape from your existential existence?
Do you yearn to feel constant pain even in your leisure?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then boy do I have the game for you.
Starting off in Perajarvi, at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss stained apartment, you soon realize your crippling alcoholism is beginning to rear its ugly head.
Seeing that your out of beer, you get in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car you traded your previous rally car for.
After waiting 10 minutes for the REAR window to defrost you drive to the local PSK gas station with your head out the window.
Once you arrive you buy beer, a Classified's magazine, an ice scraper, and sausages.
On the way out you pass an ATM machine and a bulletin advertising a car for sale, after fumbling through Finnish ATM interfaces you manage to withdraw some cash.
After scraping off your windshield you drive home, but you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the heat controls so your windshields foggy anyways, so head out the window again ♥♥♥♥♥.
Once you get home you hop on the phone and call the number on the bulletin, the guy that answers says to come get the car whenever.
But unless you played My Summer Car, good luck knowing where the hell he is.
Figuring out where he is, you drive to your parents house and take their tractor to the spot.
After driving 20 minutes there, you listen to him talk for 5 minutes, buy the car for 500mks, and tow it 20 minutes back to your parents house.
Congratulations, you now have the chassis of a car, and 5 seemingly random parts of questionable quality.
For the next 45 hours you spend your days doing odd jobs, nursing your alcoholism and buying random boxes of parts for your car off the 1999 Finnish version of craigslist.
After all is said and done you will end up with a surprisingly functional Corris Rivett, you will have defeated alcoholism, and you will soon be the champion of some Finnish rally race.
10/10.
