
You're James, a middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be a vampire. Someone stole your lunch. Find the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and DO. NOT. KILL. ANYONE. Easy!
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You're James, an unremarkable middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be a vampire. Becoming an undead spawn of hell hasn't affected your life much, to be completely honest.
That is... Until someone stole your lunch.
Talk to your coworkers to suss out the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and
DO.
NOT.
KILL.
ANYONE.
Easy!

10 endings
pixel art sprites, backgrounds and CGs
25,000 words
original soundtrack
goldfish care rants
extra love and care!
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Really enjoyed this! The art, music, ambience, and characters are all great it feels really cohesive and it [i][b]sucks[/b][/i] you in. The game is not that long but the real meat is getting the different endings and experiencing all the outcomes. If you don't experiment there's a lot to miss, I thought I experienced most of what the game had to offer until I tried changing up how I started the story and started seeing different scenarios. I do wish the game could give some clues on how to get certain endings though because I don't think I would've seen them without being told how to get a few I missed, but it didn't really detract from the experience.
(I originally played My Blood Sucking 9-to-5 on itch.io, hence the short playtime here, BUT there are achievements if you do play it on steam) This game is such a vibe. The art and UI is fantastic, the characters are likeable (particularly Vladimir, the best gold fish :3) and the music is so much fun!
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Languages: English
Just 5 more minute of works!
cute art and good music, best visual novel out there about my tomato soup being thrown out. I somehow chose the shortest path of the game and ate my coworker
do it for Vladimir
Love the characters and art of this game! I must've gotten lucky because I found this while scrolling through the tags section on Itch.io. Finding all ten endings was NOT an easy task. At least I found [spoiler] Miguel [/spoiler] all on my own but I had to look up how to get the 2nd ending. It's a matter of trying out everything that's offered to you.
Had a blast got as many endings as I could find. I spammed the story trying to find where ending 7 8 9 were but gave up after an hour.
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