
Slide, tap, and beat your way to the top! A simple but hilarious reflex game where every swipe counts toward your score on the global leaderboard.
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About
Meat Beating: No More Horny is a satirical arcade reflex game built around one thing: sliding fast, sliding often, and climbing the ranks.
Gameplay
Slide or Tap: Move your finger/mouse left or right across the screen (or click with a mouse) to rack up beats. Every move counts.
Endless Challenge: The faster and more consistent you are, the higher your streak and score climb.
Leaderboards: Compete globally to prove you’ve got the quickest hands in the business.
Quick Sessions: Perfect for short bursts of play — hop in, beat your score, hop out.
Comedy & Style: It’s absurd, over-the-top, and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cause all you're doing is beating.
No story, no fluff — just you, your reflexes, and the leaderboard. How long can you last before your streak runs dry?
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Reviews
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Reviews
fatal error , crash on startup
ไอ้เนื้อบ้านี่มันแข็งแกร่งเป็นบ้าเลย นายก็เป็นได้นะ "นักทุบเนื้อ" น่ะ ถ้าเป็นได้ผมจะทุบเนื้อจนกว่าจะ 1,000 ชั่วโมง หรือจนกว่าได้ achievement ทุกอัน Perfect Medium Rare/10 good game and good meat ;) อย่าลืมส่งเกมนี้ให้เพื่อนนายด้วยนะสหาย หวังว่าพวกนายจะชอบทุบเนื้อนะ
เกม Meat Beating: No More Horny จะปลุกพลังที่หลับไหลอยู่ในตัวของคุณ ให้ตื่นขึ้นมาเพื่อกำจัดความ Horny ให้ออกไปจากในตัวคุณ ลองซื้อมาสิ เพื่อปรุกพลังที่คุณมิอาจรู้ถึงได้
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Languages: English
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I would call this "Master Beater: The New Era" It actually improve from the previous version. still having a small room to make a main menu UI and little optimization. Recommend buying this. (I'll leave the old one below, a small part before update, too important to delate ^_^) (5/04/2026) WOULD BEAT HARDER/10 . - Edit 1: It's still possible to play in old version by choosing to launch as "oldbeta" before playing. [strike]Still having minor problem but it'll give you an idea how this game look like before currently version.[/strike] (16/03/2026) . [spoiler][strike]TLDR: Don't buy this (For old player, Goodbye for ur good-old beating day...)[/spoiler][/strike] . [spoiler][strike]Maybe u come here by watching the old YT video (It publish on 2021 anyway). It might looks fun and interested, but as I had play this game before I can say that pretty sure this isn't a game I know anymore. I remember that the old one is much better, The art and graphic is used to be good, it used to have the short story and it's hilarious. [b] NOT [/b] a red-flashly background and those eye-pain number that would jump on ur screen. Dev even dare to make DLC for this (Optional? Yes, but [b] WHERE'S THE OLD ONE??) [/b] believe me, watch the old version on YT is much better than buying this.[/strike][/spoiler] [spoiler]For DEV: Sure, the random stop in the old version is annoying, but are you really sure there is no other ways to fix/improve that to prevent auto-click player? I used to love ur game, I just want to come back here and enjoy the good-old beating day in the forest, not in the red background :) [/spoiler]
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Best Ever I came :D
This is the best game.
this game is very good, i recommend playing this game so much, beat your meat while fighting your inner demons and intrusive thoughts. overall good game to have mental training
you can play this game with one hand
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