Maiden Cops

On sale (like $2 USD) is a nice little game and you get some "plot" for your time. But is it any good? Nah... Balance is for lack of a better term poop. Even the fastest character is slow compared to any normal mob walking speed, okay but the game gives you a powerful block with insta counter/riposte, yes but is directional and you are constantly ambushed from both sides and out-of-screen attacks and you can't follow up with a combo because the enemies get floored and you can't grab them or punish them on the ground but instead get punished by insta-recover I-frames attack from them if you try. You also have I-frames on 2 of your special attacks, special meter refills over time and doesn't damage you like in Bare knuckle (SOR) 2, so the basics is you spam block and special... There is some juggle and some JUGGLE, but nothing fancy because of the limited move set. The funny part is that you'll be fighting a max of 4 (rarely) 5 enemies during normal traversal of the levels and then when the boss fight comes along, you'll face up to 6 respawning enemies simultaneously + the boss + hazards as: falling grenades; rolling barrels; A LIGHTING FAST wrecking ball that tracks you all over the arena and doesn't hit the enemies or the boss and obstructs your visual; bickers going right and left and of course the bosses have hyper armor in every single move... E.g. Mr. X (in Bare Knuckle 1) was intimidating because he was able to throw waves of disposable goons at you while shooting them down for a chance to catch you in the cross-fire. he was the final boss, the soulless head of the organized crime in the ruthless city and a mayor road block for first time players, but here when every boss has goons helping them there is no magic because every boss fight is the same. They should add a boss-rush mode that removes the goons and that would probably be fun. I keep mentioning Street of Rage because the game only parodies that, no final fight, no double dragon (well there is Miranda and Priscilla), no modern tittles, just plain old school slap those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ until they drop dead, but most of the times you'll be hitting kung-fu lol1s and taking their cash... So why positive review? because Priscilla is too precious... Fight me... And of course buy Fight'N Rage while considering this tittle as a MEME game...