How to Train Your Cock

Ahh... Finalmente... Meu [spoiler]pinto[/spoiler], a qual eu apelidei de "Bilau, o [spoiler]Pinto[/spoiler]", era tão pequeno, tão flácido, que fazia me sentir inseguro ao comparar ele com os outros [spoiler]pintos[/spoiler]. Mas, com esse jogo... Eu finalmente encontrei uma solução para fazer meu [spoiler]pinto[/spoiler] crescer e ficar mais [spoiler][strike]rígido[/strike][/spoiler] digo, musculoso! Agora ele está entre os maiores [spoiler]pintos[/spoiler] que já vi! Eu até preciso tomar cuidado quando mostro ele para outras pessoas, pois ele tende a assustar os outros. 10/10 - Recomendo para aqueles que querem ter um [spoiler]pinto[/spoiler] grande!

I only hoped to have ♥♥♥♥ in my dreams, but now i got one! And i will make sure it'll be the biggest and strongest ♥♥♥♥ anyone ever had. 10/10.

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Amazing game to play, a lot of fun. Good to keep on the background so you stay productive. Disappointing that it doesn't work well with linux. That being said doesn't make the game bad.

meu pinto ta grandao

It's exactly what you expect it to be. I wish there was a bit more of an interactive element, outside of allocating gain points. I also could have done without the ad coming up for the dev's upcoming game every time I open a menu. But the customization options are nice, the euphemisms are fun, and the design of the ♥♥♥♥♥ is pretty cute. I loved tossing it up on my third monitor and leaving it up all day!

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