Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse

horse (sorry i magnified him)

The best 3 Euro I've ever spent. Gave me an all new appreciation for the act of magnifying horses. 10/10

Umazing!!!

10/10 absolutely amazing. thanks to markiplier for putting this on my radar

best game ever made

Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse is the greatest game to ever grace this planet, so much so that no game shall ever surpass it in any way. My life no longer has meaning, no single piece of fiction will ever meet the astronomical expectations that Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse has set. There is no hope, there is no future, there is only Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse. In its infinite and undying greatness, Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse has cursed itself to fail, one day all will have Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse in their steam library, and one day each steam library will fall, all that will be left is a vast desert that contains only Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse. This is a poem that I definitely wrote myself, please don't google it. I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse, king of horses: Look on my game, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

My boss gave me a firm handshake as he saw me play this game at work and said, "Son (he's my dad), you really magnified those horses. I am finally proud of you." This gave me the strength to learn to love again. I am a changed man. Happier. Stronger. Better. This game helped me learn my true calling: poetry. I found myself reading poetry absent-mindedly more times than I could count. It inspired me to try my hand at some poetry of my own: Oh horse full of light, I magnify into your sights. Divine horse full of wonder, your thoughts I ponder. Your bliss of gentle grace, I envelop into your embrace where my heart would race at such a fast pace. I kneel inside the fields, where my emotions may not yield. Great horse full of might, you gave me strength well into the night. And as I close my chapter, my heart still beats faster. For horse so magnified, I am so satisfied. That was just a sample of my work. In conclusion, to quote Batman, “I’m Batman.”