
Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 1.38/day in the week to Aug 3 → 6.86/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 24 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 9 places towards #1, and the 2,404 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs. The game offers a unique experience of exploring an alternative history, where absurdity and satire become key elements. Get ready for unpredictable adventures and humor that connoisseurs of non-standard gaming experiences will appreciate. Delve into the world of absurdity and laughter with Hitler is my Crush!
Hitler is my Crush is a satirical and parodic third-person shooter with elements of black humor, where you play as a girl in love with Adolf Hitler, having learned that your loved one has been kidnapped, you, like a real girl in love, go to capture the city where you will be stopped by communist soldiers in Nazi uniforms and other opponents, you need to FIND AND SAVE YOUR BELOVED ADOLF HITLER!

Small but dangerous traps
Enemies eager to kill you and prevent you from seeing your Beloved HITLER
Unusual and unexpected surprises
Dangerous BOSS and his servants who are holding their beloved HITLER
Beautiful anime girl who is crazy about Hitler
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Add-ons
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Reviews
Themes across 237 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
不知道为什么吃完就没了
игра супер, крутой и захватывающий сюжет. правда контента маловато, нету интима с гитлером, жаль, что не добавили((
The game so good it fixed my drinking problem and gave me my eye back 10/10 would play again if i ever lose my memory and end up on steam
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Languages: English*, Simplified Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian, Spanish - Spain*languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 237 reviews with recorded playtime.
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10/10 game i recommend but gameplay is a little short maybe add some cuteness and make him talk and more quests.
Это определёна лучшая игра и подарок на день рождения 10/10 автор добавь торнадо и вулканы и космос и телеграм и гугл и папки и дискорд и видео и росию и путина и ркн и тцк и зелю и террарию и уран и юпитер и какашку и тик ток и рика прайма и айзека и дельтарун и ядерку
非常之拉胯 非常之粗糙 非常之非常 玩了一个小时 听里面那些雷霆音乐 我快听死掉了ll
mu gueno
play and you will understand
Впечатляет
this was actually one of the worst games i've ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ played i would rather get piped than play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever again ♥♥♥♥ the developers and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dlc too this game prob took 2 nanoseconds to make because thats how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is and the anime girl on this game isn't even that hot to make a 18+ content of her. ♥♥♥♥ the game, ♥♥♥♥ the developers, and ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥-eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with down syndrome who say this game is good
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