Funk of Titans

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

Where the funking funk is the FUNK? Two thumbs WAAAAAY DOWN. Boring phone game with no actual funk music. Not worth unless free. Arguable even if free.

This is actually a pretty good runner / action game that I'm surprised doesn't have more positive reviews.

I'm a little torn by this game, On one hand, it's a decent "Runner" in the sense that if you don't know many Runner games it might be a good one to start. It's modestly challenging but you'll breeze through and 100% it quickly. None of the achievements require a lot of investment into playing the game. On the other... it's a decent "Runner" if you haven't played any other runner that's far better. For $6.99 USD it's really not a difficult selling point. But that's not exactly what leaves me torn about this game. It's the big elephant in the room - the theme. The theme is supposed to be referencing Blaxploitation Films, and it does... sorta. If anything I feel like a few guys go together and said "Lets make it ancient greek but theme it Black, and Funk...and not really do any research into any of these topics beyond some service level understanding." Most of the music is actually just Disco, the Stereotypes are crafted from someone who probably never understood the source material of where it comes from. Just "Hey lets make a black guy with an afro look excited and way Awh Yeah" a bunch and just make Zeus look like Samuel L Jackson and call it a day. Ultimately you end up with what feels like someone putting a tasteless Halloween costume on a game and trying to pass it off as a joke when confronted about it. Like the same energy as a white suburban middle aged soccer mom, "talking jive" to her Son's black friend on their way home from practice who lives 3 houses down in the same gated community. She's convinced she's being a cool mom and showing her "Hood" side, but this is Sacremento CA - and the two kids are getting more embarrassed by the moment. She's not malicious by any stretch of the imagination, but her understanding of the Black Community almost entirely came from taking old Chappelle Show skits to heart. Potentially offensive stereotypical stuff aside, once you complete the levels each world has a mid and final boss - both which are just absurdly easy QT Event Challenges that don't really sync to anything going on in the game itself. Most of the time you probably won't be noticing what the characters are doing as the button presses take priority and don't align to what's actually happening. Once you beat the last boss the game just ends with a small cut scene and finishes, like a disappointing conclusion on Prom night after months of preparation. It just feels like it ended early with no real sense of climax or accomplishment especially because the last boss is about as difficult as the first boss... which wasn't difficult at all. Maybe there is a part of me that lives in denial, thinking "Man, there has to be a good game in here somewhere" and I'm sure there is. Maybe that's what drove me to 100% Completion, I wanted to believe there was more to this game - but ultimately 100% completion just left me feeling even more unsatisfied.

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Solo la musica de la bonus stage paga el juego! Juegazo Bien cuidado, entretenido, desafiante, simple, y con todo el funk Un Si definitivo!

其实还是挺好玩的 我这个人就喜欢买游戏 这个也忘记了是什么时候买的了 反正翻出来就玩了玩 比较适合我这种有收集欲望的人 玩到后期英雄也满级了 武器装备也都齐全 讲真很舒服 兄弟们要是遇到低价格 买一个玩玩也挺可的 毕竟通关也才五个小时 又能满足自己的收集欲望 完美！