
in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game is
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.71/day in the week to Jul 30 → 1.71/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???
okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!
IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.
this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer
i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.
u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues", "Ambient", "Horror"
sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.
I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.
this game is based on the classics
I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.
i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.
I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.
i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???
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Hello, Sh!tman gold medalist here! this game has achieved the gold standard in lockpicking mechanics. Maybe my favourite HELL'S NEW WORLD II deathmatch of all time occured on Sanctum 24/5/2022
YOU NEED TO BUY THIS NOW MY LIFE IS CHANGED FOREVER I AM NOW CLOSER TO GOD THAN I EVER HAVE BEEN
this is the pinnacle of modern "video gaming" and may even be the greatest "video gaming" of all time
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 81 reviews with recorded playtime.
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like an adult-themed zelda rpg with brainrot humor ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⠿⡿⠁⣀⣄⡉⠻⣿⣿⠟⠉⢀⣉⠻⠟⠁⠀⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⢀⠀⣀⠀⢀⡃⠀⠀⢀⠀⠱⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢠⣶⣤⡤⠤⢶⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⣤⣮⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠘⠛⠋⣀⣀⠈⠛⢛⣋⣩⣌⠻⠿⠆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠿⠠⣄⡙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢷⣄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣶⢸⣿⣿⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢠⣿⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣷⣮⣕⣈⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠃⣤⡙⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣮⣟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣋⣍⣩⣤⣄⠀⢀⣤⣶⣶⣄⣈⠙⠂⣀⣀⣭⣥⣴⣶⣾⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣭⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡜⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠀⢁⡀⠿⡿⠿⠙⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⠔⠀⢀⣣⣄⣉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠘⢁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⡀⠀⠘⣿⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⡭⠛⠉⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸ ⣿⣿⢁⣾⣦⠀⢷⣶⣦⠀⠀⠈⠓⢤⡀⠉⠉⠋⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⣛⣁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸ ⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⣠⢶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸ ⣿⠀⣿⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣟⣀⣠⣄⣠⣴⣶⡀⠀⠙⢿⡏⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾ ⡿⠀⢹⡿⢁⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⣰⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠀⠄⡀⠈⠿⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⡇⣼⣟⠃⣼⣿⣿⠟⠁⢠⣿⣷⡀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣈⠻⣷⣀⣤⣄⣉⡉⠻⠿⠿⢟⣷⡤⢀⣼⣷⡀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿ ⣠⣿⣿⡄⠉⠉⠁⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⡇⠀⡺⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣴⣶⣶⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⣿⣏⢿⡇⠈⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣶⣿⣿⣷⣬⡐⢶⣶⣶⡎⠉⣰⣦⣤⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣸⣿⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⠾⣾⢿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠯⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸
i had used my card to buy this video game when i saw it and promised my girlfriend that i would beat it. im sorry to her and everyone else i owe money to but i have not beaten the game yet. anywaqy so this game is good! its fun. yeah its good. the only thing i found weird??? about it??? there was an evil part that helped me realized that there's 20 pounds of ♥♥♥♥ crammed into my ass which isnt really a bad thing but at this time in my life it was something i didnt need. but you know what. life isn't always fair and the truth can hurt a lot sometimes. buy this game using your taco bell money and support this starving creator and you get to see whats up with ♥♥♥♥♥ quest II. im super thirsty can you bring me a glass of water please
challenging enemys in rooms and challenging boss fights, use microtransactions to defeat them
breathtaking hand drawn illustrations
Though it initially just looked like a funny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game that was close to right up my alley, ♥♥♥♥'s Quest II is actually a very well-made and competently-designed 2D-Zelda-ish adventure game, complete with dungeons to explore, items to find, and unironically excellent puzzles to solve, all with an absolute banger of a soundtrack playing. That said, sword combat is a bit stiff for my liking, and the 2nd lockpicking puzzle is just absolutely awful, even as a joke. Passes the line of balls-to-the-wall-hard-yet-doable by several miles and seems to exist solely for the purpose of inducing carpal tunnel and repetitive strain injury in whichever finger(s) you use to move, regardless whether you're using a keyboard or controller. I haven't spoiled myself on what you get from it yet, but I'm *really* hoping it isn't important. but yeah no the game's still good though.
That damned floppy shovelware game got curse virused on Steam and it blew my balls?!?!
Great game, brings to mind days of yore when solo game devs didn't take themselves so seriously. Fairly short but there's plenty of secrets and you might be surprised at all the stuff you missed your first time through. Only downside is that the level design/mechanics can get a bit too "cute" at times. (I rawdogged the lockpicking minigames and they took years off my life) Can't wait for ♥♥♥♥'s Quest IV.
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