Dog Dog StudiosAug 29, 2023Free to playView on Steam ↗

float: champions

float champions is an intense skill based platformer where players race to become the king of the hill. Knock down those who oppose you by launching anvils or dishing out slaps as you fight to stay at the top.

Action Free To Play Casual Racing Arcade Combat Platformer Multiplayer

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Estimated lifetime revenue

Free-to-play

Revenue comes from in-game items and microtransactions, which our price-based model doesn't estimate. The player count below is how many people own it, not what they spent.

Est. players

867

people who own it

Reviews

Review score

81%

8.1/10

Concurrent players

read Sep 17, 2026, 15:00 UTC

Followers

About

About the game

Fight to stay at the top of the hill in intense matches with up to 6 beans. Use platforming skills to quickly traverse up the hill and leave the other players in the dust. Climb your way up the ranks and forge your place on the leaderboard.

"Features"

anvils

use your anvil to send players flying, but if timed incorrectly, they can be used against you

wall jumping

against certain surfaces your able to zoom up them by jumping continuously, doing this allows you to quickly get to the top

ground slam

holding shift sends the player downward while also making them bouncy, use this to gain lots of height and sometimes pass parts of the course if used correctly.

customization

with a variety of different items for your bean to wear you can make your bean the drippiest of them all.

online multiplayer

go up against your friends or find random people to play against

bean

bean

Reviews

If your not yet convinced, just see what our reviewers have to say!

albert: I like
10/10

john: It changed my life
10 beans/ 10 beans

Genres

More genres & tags

First-Person 3D

Player reviews (32)

Not recommended5h playedSep 2025

"float: champions" is a godawfully bad, incredibly lazy "meme" platformer, basically a cash grab where someone spent about half an hour mucking around with a basic game template in Unity, with some crappy 10 minute effort game assets, and decided to publish it on Steam as a basic "king of the hill" platformer/action/brawler game... with no players, obviously, because this is garbage with paid DLC. The graphics here are particularly awful, so bad that it actually stands out as one of the worst looking games on Steam. Quite an accomplishment. It's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This isn't free, the developer is charging $5 for in-game currency/cosmetics (you have to buy "corks" with real world cash money.. disgusting greed). This is obviously a cash grab. In terms of public reception, this failed. There's over 130 million unique gamers visiting Steam every month. SteamDB showed the game peaked at [b]only 10 concurrent players[/b]... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Since free games don't contribute to your game collector badge and other profile stuff, is this a worthwhile addition to your Steam library? Not this time. This isn't worth downloading. While this won't cost you any money, you get what you pay for, and sometimes, even when the game is free, it's still not enough. [b]Note: Joke reviews[/b] As usual, with some of the worst games on Steam, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, mocking the game for just how bad it is. The comedians give us the usual "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it. Because most of the reviews are humorous but also insincere and not reflective of the actual quality of the product, the positive review score for this game should be taken with a grain of salt.