Eternal Return

this game's name makes total sense, i stop playing for like 2 years then i come back to this game somehow still alive, i join a match, i dont know how to play anymore, i have a blast, i uninstall, and the loop continues to my eternal return

I love spending 25 minutes in queue for a thrilling 8 seconds of gameplay before getting obliterated. Really top-tier experience. Even better, you can pay $50 for a pass that you probably won’t finish unless you’re willing to pay even more. Peak game design right there.

I gotta give them access to my ID to play the game?

Do not play this game in EU its dead, The devs refuse to promote the game its a massive waste of time in normals you will be put with and against bots but there will also be a 3 stacks of vets that run down the full lobby making normals pointless, So you will go to ranked it will be fine until gold as there is bots to make the queuing fine so you will think ranked is fine then at gold the bots stop so it will take close to 1 hr to get a ranked game and if you do not win you will never climb to the rank needed to find games where all the high rank players are about plat and up. The devs have said since preseason 1 about 2 years ago they will promote the game in the west and have still not done it

이 개똥겜은 로딩 창에서 알트탭을눌렀다하면 게임이 2분간 멈추는 걸 구경할 수 있다. 게임이 멈추기만 하냐? 아니다 그냥 컴이 멈춘다 CPU를 하이엔드 급으로 맞춰봐라 이 겜은 그걸 멈추게 하는 걸 볼 수 있을것이다. 그것 뿐만이 아니다... 게임 하면서 맵을 이동할 때마다 이미 갔던 곳을 또 로딩하고 있는 쯔끄루게임에서나 볼 법한 허접한 코딩으로 만들어진 게임이란 걸 알 수 있다. 20년전 게임도 이딴 식으로 이미 로딩 한 데이터를 다시 불러오는 짓을 안 한다는 걸 얘내만 모른다. 다르게 생각해보자 몇년이 지나도 똥맛이 진하게 나는 게임이다. 변함없는 모습으로 널 반겨준다. 밸런스패치 개같이해서 유저 털어버리는것도 매번 똑같이 진행해준다. 똥맛을 더 진하게 우려내준다. 변함없는 개똥철학을 유지해주는데 더 화가날일은 없을것이니 맘놓고 들어가도록 하자

시간낭비가 많다.

Addiction is a chronic, relapsing brain disease characterized by the compulsive use of a substance or engagement in a behavior despite harmful consequences. It involves a loss of control, intense cravings, and a shift in brain reward circuits that prioritizes the habit over normal activities. -Key Aspects of the Best Definitions: -Brain Disease: Addiction alters brain tissue and function, particularly in the reward, motivation, and memory systems. Compulsive Behavior: The inability to stop using a substance or engaging in a behavior despite knowing it causes harm. -Physical/Psychological Dependence: Often involves withdrawal symptoms and a need for the substance to function normally. -Wide Scope: Covers substance use (drugs, alcohol, nicotine) and behaviors (gambling, shopping). -Medical/Clinical: Defined by the American Society of Addiction Medicine (ASAM) as a chronic disease of brain reward, motivation, memory, and related circuitry. -Functional: The Canadian Centre on Substance Use and Addiction (CAMH) describes it as a compulsive need, often involving harmful consequences to one's health and life. -Expert Insight: Dr. Gabor Maté often defines addiction as an attempt to escape deep emotional pain, focusing on the root causes rather than just the behavior. If you or someone you know is struggling, resources are available through the SAMHSA National Helpline (1-800-662-HELP) in the US, or the NHS addiction services in the UK.