EA SPORTS FC™ 25

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Dear EA, after sinking hundreds of hours into your game, I have to admit that I wish for all the developers of this piece of trash to live long enough to see all their loved ones die, only to meet a torturous death themselves in the end. The game is either incredibly boring or simply unplayable; the players are either lobotomized, artificially boosted, or both—though in the latter case, the lobotomized ones are on your team, while the boosted ones are the opponents. If I had to say what I value most about this game, it’s the thrill before every match: wondering whether today your strikers will actually pass and your defenders will actually defend, or... well, not. So, after this long-winded rant about how I paid 60 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ euros for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, I’d like to thank you—dear developers—once again for your "dedication" and "artistic vision," while also warning you to watch your backs, because sooner or later, I’m going to find you.