Drunken Dad Simulator

Had fun beating the children in the game The game is round 13 minutes long worth the 79 cents that I spent beer 8/10

im preparing for my future

Kann man gut für 1 € gut mitnehmen, anstatt sich zwei Bier zu können. Die Soundkulisse ist witzig.

игра ♥♥♥♥♥. моя девушка мышь

Short but still kind of fun! Reminds me of what people say about dead beat dads 10/10

Oh uh uh; Blue Moon, Bud Light, Corona, Modelo, Dos Equis, Rolling Rock, Coors, Budweiser, Stella Artois, Heineken, Busch, Michelob Ultra, Miller High Life [b] WAIT [/b] This isn't a list of beers my alcoholic father drinks, DUH, it's a review for a game about an alcoholic dad. [-] The game does control sloppily, you could say it's on purpose since you're playing a drunk or you could say it's not on purpose just due to something like inexperience or it just being lazy for the memes, whatever the case is it controls kinda like a!$. [+] The physics are pretty funny though, being able to run around beating on children (anthropomorphic; bunnies, squirrels, foxes? idk I wasn't paying too much attention) and seeing them flop to the ground is hilarious. [-] Music is kind of annoying. Oh also no settings for whatever reason. [-/+] Game can be beaten in about 5-10 minutes. Overall I'm giving it a positive since I got it for free and I did find it amusing, but I probably wouldn't have actually paid for this myself. It's funny for being a meme game, but outside of that it's just meh. Works on Linux so if you want to be a drunk dad on a Steam Deck you can do that.