Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☑ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☑ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

A tedious, witless waste of 20 minutes, by and for self-indulgent lovies. Mr Pugh is a one hit wonder, who evidently exhausted his writing talents quite some time ago. I can only assume those who claim that they got a laugh out of this are in need of an urgent visit to an MRI ward.

It's okay. It feels like a demo, really. It seems like the creators of this game asked themselves "can we make something that we've already made before and make it appeal to fans of The Stanley Parable?" I recommend it with caveats, but another "game" where the game tries to play you is not really needed. Where this differs from Stanley is that it's basically a scavenger hunt with an annoying voice actor in Simon Amstell. Overall, it's not bad, it's free, but if you pursue the achievements, understand that by tabbing out of the game, you basically disable them. If you do a second run without ever closing out the game and starting over, you disable them. The only way to make achievements pop is to play through in one single run. I do actually appreciate this because it makes it harder to get all the coins and pretzels. It's worth your time if you liked games like The Stanley Parable and need another copycat experience. The plus side is this is actually made by William Pugh so it's not like you can really plagiarize yourself, right?

The very definition of short but sweet

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It is a short & fun game, it is absolutely worth playing it!