Death Tractor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jx72978PA You run around a tiny field of vaguely corn-looking stalks and hit left mouse or right trigger to collect the corn, and then again hit left mouse or right trigger to deliver the corn to one of the trucks, while making sure one of the titular death tractors don't run you over. The end. It's not the worst premise for a short, fun arcade game if this was handled with any sort of style or care for the game mechanics, but it wasn't. If this was free on Itch.io no one would know about it. But because it's on Steam, a bunch of meme-addled scholars buy it just to write le funny review xD and so now it's sitting at Very Positive. Oh, the times we had hitting left mouse then hitting left mouse again! Very Positive indeed. 4/10

Haven't had this much fun shucking my cob with friends since the 70's. This game has everything: Tractors, Corn. 8/10, fun for a dollar pickup with friends

Jogo é muito simples, porém divertido e desafiador. Um milharal e uma foice. temos que catar mais rápido que os NPC rivais e fugir de colheitadoras, cortadores de gramas e os adversários. Recolha o milho e leve até a camionete, Se carregar demais fica pesado e não consegue correr, se ficar caminhando devagar vai perdendo os recolhidos. é só um mapa, mas é divertido. Ele não enjoa rápido pela dinamica dele sempre nos engana, a medida que coletamos muito também podemos perder em segundos.

Dieses Spiel hat in mir den Wunsch ausgelöst mit dem Farmen von Mais zu beginnen. Die Traktoren in diesem Spiel sammeln mehr Grünzeug ein als sie sollten. Vorallem die KI der "Tödlichen Killer Death Tractor" ist zu bewundern. Nach nur 2 Runden musste ich mir eingestehen, dass meine Skills nicht an dem Spiel anpassbar sind. Absolutes must buy für jeden der eine genaue Einsicht in das Leben eines Farmers haben möchte.

My favorite streamer was playing this, and a bunch of us bought it for sh*ts and giggles. We had a lot of fun and got very competitive with it. I recommend if you are looking for a pointless game to play, it's like breaking blocks in Minecraft, but more farm style and lots of murder.

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Pretty crap game solo, tractors and npcs are up your rectum every time you try to do anything. Could maybe be fun with your friends for about 10 minutes. Edit 1: High score 8225, still a garbage game.