Cow Life Sim RPG

Genuinely very funny dialogue with lots of cute animal characters. I'm farming, i'm scavenging, i'm making juice, i'm committing arson! Only an hour in, but feel like I'll have a lot of fun completing all the quests.

This game breaks rules , it subverts unchallenged beliefs and stares them down with an unrelenting smile of a cow living its best cow life. Arson bad. LIES told by firekeepers , perpetuated from prehistory. Arson is for every animal with a passion (or casual interest) for the arts. Fiat currency? A JOKE. You can buy $100 bills from 2 vendors for 5 grapes, or just take them out of a box behind the store. I like to trade the ashes back to the vendors. Also shout out to Snako the lizard , love what you done with the snack stall. Left good reviews on the socials. You cant fill your game with gay pigeons. Ahhh this old chestnut. I haven't heard this misconception challenged in any recent gaming space. No doubt a result of defacto modern triple A industry standards. In conclusion , I learnt alot about the weavability of fungus. I rate it 5 out of 5 dancing cows. ps. I would love if you could change your cows colour.

I have played this game for barely a few minutes. I am in love. What an incredible experience. Anyone who downvotes this absolute masterpiece is probably in the evidence box of various crimes. How could you not love this?

I made a basket out of an orange, then planted it in the ground. It grew an orange basket tree. GOTY

Honestly the weirdest game I've ever played and I loved it for it. Also just loved all the pride pigeons. Made me smile throughout the insanity and weirdness knowing the dev was a decent person beneath the crazy stuff. Especially a wonderfully dumb stream game if you're a streamer. Just make sure you use the accessibility menu to up your EXP on the grind if you're not ready to burn a lot of ash.

Very wholesome game with a lot of things to do. So much queer representation. Well designed world and systems. It sparks a lot of joy!

arson is art