Chud vs Soyjak

THE GAMEPLAY 10/10 A dear friend of mine bought this game for me, and intially, i refused to play it, and eventually... I did... and not only was I amazed by the storyline, but I was brought to tears, never has a game moved me so much, not just emotionally, but physically, after playing this game, I finally felt modivated enough to follow my dreams of becoming a chud and monitoring 4chan forums, just recently Ive finally reached peak physical stature for a chud of my height, at 5' 4" I weight 225kg, my dear mother helps me with my dreams aswell, bringing me uber eats, changing my diaper and buying me discord nitro, she also took up another job at the mcdonalds to make enough money to support me and she also gets free food to boost my gains. THE MUSIC 99/10 The music in this game is pure kino, when the graceful voice of baby sneed hit my ears, I not only curled up in a chud ball crying, but I ♥♥♥♥ my self uncontrollably, not from fear, but because my heart felt so calm, relaxed and elightened, that my muslces just released, the soundtrack of this game deserves to have laws put in place around the world, forcing people to listen to mandatory 12 hours of baby sneed per day, worldwide, all radio stations must play baby sneed, all other music burnt and all other artists executed, there will be flock speakers (like flock cameras but speakers everywhere) placed every 10m blasting baby sneed, and in hard to reach places like the deserts or oceans, there will be eyebots from fallout, playing baby sneed, the worlds funds will be pulled from Israel and diverted into NASA, to which we will begin sending rockets into space sending out sound waves across long distance throughout the whole observable universe, playing baby sneed, these rockets will be on destination to have one rocket per planet across the universe slamming into the ground and the opening unveiling gigantic speakers that will rumble the whole planet. overall 10/10 game, would play again.