Chopped Up

An Army of Gnomes dancing salsa makes me feel emotionally complete.

I rarely write reviews on a game unless it's either really memey or just straight up terrible, but Chopped Up may be my favorite game I played this year. Hands down had me locked into the goofy story, each character was unique and the premise of the game was overall a spectacular time. I highly recommend this game for anyone looking to kill 2-3 hours. I wish this game had more content, very excited to see new updates and try them out!

Awesome game! Would love to see more stuff added since it was quick to play through and I was really enjoying it. Glad to see all the negative reviews were written by complete morons. I'd take that as 100% customer satisfaction! Just like the wizard when I finished him off in the back after we made out.

Goated game, got some good scares too, wish it was longer but worth the money

Is rather fun idea to deal with monsters and making meals for them. Story was kinda nice too on the reason you are there. But sadly is quite short with little replay value. Kinda feel there could have been more with the game using the gold you earn to upgrade the store or something. Could see myself playing this more if there was some kinda endless mode were you keep going day by day having to keep killing and getting away with it as well as using gold to get upgrades or something. But with were the game currently stands is a nice short game about cooking food to monsters and having a bit of killing on the side

Such a fun and unique game, thoroughly enjoyed the playthrough and the creativity of it all, definitely would want more.

This game was absolute cinema, I loved the section where you ran away from the big angry spider thing then a bunch of gnomes pulled up and shot it with a cannon.