DRAG, BOOP, AND PRAY. Play your way through a psychedelic, retro mini golf labyrinth built by an intrusive AI named Susan. Master glitchy physics, dodge bizarre ball-killers, and tackle over 140 mind-bending levels in this ultra-minimalist, surrealist arcade sports puzzler.
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Sep 4 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Welcome to Cheap Golf, a surreal, low-res physics playground built by an intrusive, passive-aggressive AI named Susan. She has spent her cybernetic life constructing the ultimate abstract minigolf gauntlet, and now she requires a human test subject. That’s you. Don't let her down (she gets emotional).
Cheap Golf strips the classic sport down to its absolute bare essentials, then injects it with psychedelic chaos.
Drag and Boop: Use a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch your tiny digital ball (referred to as a "boop") across mind-bending maps.
Old-School Nostalgia: Bask in a retro, minimalist aesthetic that looks like a glitching 1980s computer monitor having a beautiful fever dream.
The "Just One More Flail" Loop: Experience high-speed, instant-respawn physics puzzles that reward experimentation, precision, and a high tolerance for Susan’s commentary.
Susan, your omnipresent host, has been very busy attempting to keep you entertained. She didn't just build a course; she built an entire digital labyrinth designed to test the limits of your human patience and spatial awareness.
140 Levels of Madness: Journey through 3 massive episodes packed with bizarre hazards, shifting architecture, moving platforms, and literal ball-killers.
Evolving Obstacles: Just when you think you’ve mastered the trajectory, the courses begin to morph, warp, and defy the traditional laws of geometry.
Susan will cheer you on, judge your terrible angles, and question your species' intelligence.
This is what golf wishes it could be if it stopped taking itself so seriously. Cheap Golf is a cozy, chaotic, and delightfully strange vacation for your brain.
The ball is waiting. Susan is watching. Will you survive Cheap Golf?
Genres
Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; GOG publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $1.99−60% | 215reviews | 84% | — | $8.1K |
| $1.99−60% | 2ratings | 90% | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 48 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Oh man, this was one crazy ride. Excellent writing, 100% recommend!
yum tasty men licker
YES
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 48 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
5/10
Franchement, je l’ai eu dans un pack de clés aléatoires le 11 octobre 2024, et… quelle surprise ! Cheap Golf, c’est le genre de jeu qui a l’air tout pété au début, mais qui te tient en haleine avec ses niveaux chelous et son humour bien perché. Pour 1,69 € actuellement, tu te retrouves avec 60 + 37 + 43 niveaux (oui, oui, 140 en tout, j’ai compté avec mes doigts), une histoire marrante et un narrateur qui a clairement pété un câble (dans le bon sens). J’ai eu le 100 % en 2.5 h, en bloquant un peu sur 4-5 niveaux tordus, mais jamais frustrants. Je pensais que c’était un jeu "moche", bas de gamme… et bah non : j’ai bien rigolé et j’ai grave kiffé 😄 Moralité : ne jamais juger un pixel par sa couverture. Ah et AU FAIT ! À un moment, le narrateur te confie un secret ultra-important… Mais j’suis nul pour garder les secrets, alors voilà, je vais vous le donner… Mais que, quoi, qu’est-ce que c’est ?! OH UN PAPILLON 🦋
a hell of a drug
Nah
funny
Wow wow wow, this is fun
lets go golfing
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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