Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation

The reason Wayne is pink is actually because he eats so much floor shrimp.

Unless they added achievements post-release or something, this has to be the most dropped positively reviewed game on Steam. And I could certainly see why. It starts out pretty fun and has some good individual components (art, sound effects, cut scenes) but the overall package gets boring fast. While the levels occasionally looping back on themselves and requiring keys for certain doors may imply some level of puzzle solving, and floating platforms may imply platforming, you'll quickly realize that there truly is no meaningful gameplay past shooting. While this isn't a problem by itself (It is an FPS after all), the lack of variety in enemies and tools you get to fight them isn't great enough to carry a game where every single level is a million little arenas where you fight a billion of the same guys over and over. Even after getting sick of the game I tried to keep going just because I heard it was short and I figured I'd try to see all of it, but eventually I hit a huge difficulty spike and had to quit. A few fundamental flaws in combat really started to grate on me. Some enemies are just way too tanky, you can get melted from full health in moments if you miss a guy spawning out of nowhere, and there are way too many flying enemies / enemies on high up places for the number of weapons you get that barely work out of short range (There's a melee fist attack, a shotgun, a grenade, and a cannon that are all bad at a distance). If I were better at FPS's I definitely wouldn't have quit where I did, but I don't know if I'd be having any better a time. Every stage being "jump in circles at high speeds because cover is inadequate and there are guys everywhere" can only be fun for so long.