
A colourful narrative adventure game. You're one of the first sheep to attend university. Roam the campus, attend lectures by day and enjoy friend-time at night. Discover campus truths, and sniff out secrets. Live the life of a campus sheep, but beware: not everybody wants to see a sheep graduate!
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Absurdist humor at its finest.
RPG Maker strikes again! "Buy Hyacinths" is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. Notably, the "developer" couldn't work out how to use RPG Maker to make a JRPG (the only thing it can do, and it's terrible at it). Instead, we have a godawfully badly written fan-fiction about the authors imaginary... oh wait. Unlike most RPG Maker asset flips on Steam, which are about the developers imaginary girlfriend (always a little anime girl), this one instead is about a sheep that goes to university. Regardless, this isn't a JRPG, the only thing RPG Maker can make, and it's terrible at it. It's a godawfully bad e-book with lightweight adventure/puzzle elements, all of which is assembled badly on top of the worst game engine to offend gamers in all of history. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RPG Maker is to make demos and small games to pass around friends, and shouldn't be used for "professional" game development. Like most RPG Maker shovelware and asset flips, the game features extremely low quality copy + pasted 2D retro pixel art, looks awful, and has even worse gameplay. RPG Maker is an absolutely terrible construction kit, and never results in games of any reasonable quality or value to gamers. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This is "free" enough (not every "free" game in the "free" section is truly free, there's usually some hidden price tag), at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. In terms of public reception, this failed. There's over 130 million unique gamers visiting Steam every month. SteamDB showed the game peaked at [b]only 4 concurrent players[/b]... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Given that this free title won't increase your game collector count, is it worth your time to add it to your library? I think you should give this one a miss. Although it's free, your time and storage are valuable resources, and the market is filled with superior options.
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lots of fun, a nice place to explore. well recommended :)
故事有头有尾,音乐流畅不腻耳,麻雀虽小五脏俱全。对于一只威尔士绵羊,缺憾的大学生活和圆满的团聚。笔下搞怪,威尔士情调。
Top Notch game. Warm and funny with a great soundtrack. I wasn't blessed with a way with words but the person who wrote this game was. Get the game, be the sheep.
A pleasant little contemporary adventure as serious as it is humours. Raw in their artstyle but no less charming, the visuals are bright and colourful. There is clear effort behind them with how the characters sprites and portraits change through the years for example. The music fits the setting and the sound effects are a little goofy which is equally as fitting. Most of the gameplay consists of walking around and interacting with people and the environment. Additionally there are two mini-games where you manoeuvre through a maze to get something. Each maze has slightly different obstacles though they are equal in difficulty as well as short enough to not become frustrating even if they take a few tries to complete. A great emphasis is put on exploration to find everything the game has to offer, but it’s not required to see every little piece of dialogue to get to the end. There is some replay value with the few choices you can make, but this too is not inherently necessary as the overarching story beats stay largely the same. The biggest part of the narrative is the friendship between Sheepy and the other characters, which is written quite well. Their interactions from talking about the events on campus down to some disputes feel very believable. Even though the setting is the UK, it works for multiple places really and some of the commentary is as relevant as ever currently, especially with the blond bad guy that briefly had me forget that this is set in the UK. All in all this is a fun and cute narrative game, which even manages to be a little deep at times if only with a coat of whimsy on account of most of the story taking place as a retelling of the past in a dream.
A short, free, sincere game about the decline of your university (literally and figuratively) and the rippling effects on your small community. It might not be everyone's cup of tea - the thrown-together quality and humour might not always be a hit - but there's definitely something deeper to experience here.
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Игра "Buy Hyacinths" - это тихое, медитативное приключение, которое приятно удивляет своей простотой и глубиной. Вы играете за человека, чья задача - выращивать и продавать гиацинты. Геймплей зациклен на внимании к деталям: нужно следить за влажностью почвы, температурой, и вовремя применять удобрения. Несмотря на кажущуюся монотонность, в игре есть свое очарование. Графика выполнена в приятной, пастельной палитре, создающей атмосферу умиротворения. Музыкальное сопровождение ненавязчивое и идеально подходит для расслабляющего времяпрепровождения. Однако, стоит отметить, что "Buy Hyacinths" может показаться скучной для тех, кто ищет экшена или динамичного развития. Здесь нет сложных механик или захватывающего сюжета. Это скорее цифровой дзен-сад, предлагающий отрешиться от суеты и насладиться неспешным темпом жизни. Если вы хотите расслабиться и немного побыть наедине с собой, то "Buy Hyacinths" - хороший выбор. В противном случае, стоит поискать более динамичную игру. В целом, "Buy Hyacinths" - это уникальный опыт, который стоит попробовать, если вы цените медитативные игры с акцентом на детали.
This is a well-observed point & click rendition of recent life at an English uni, and includes making friends, going to the pub, arguing from absolute moral standpoints, purity testing statues and dealing with the consequences of baffling arbitrary decisions from the centre. The game contains a wealth of content, including several mini games, most of which is optional, and much of which will be seen on a second playthrough. References range from House of Leaves to Columbo, with some very educational visits to the art gallery.
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