Bound Up & Squirming!

Never in my life has there been a time more well-spent, and important, as the time spent playing this leisure activity, developed by and with the power of God himself. A masterpiece; name, developer title, visuals, all of it. Remarkable. Graphically outmatches that of all AAA games, and hundred-million dollar budget films. Playing this, I felt the pain of throwing my mother out of a skyscraper window alleviated. Gone. Deceased, just like my mother. The game is made from pure dopamine and Oxytocin. Indeed, this game impregnated me, a male, with what I can only describe as the next Jesus Christ. This game is THAT good. 69/10.

enfin

I paid a dollar for a joke game. Worth about 10 minutes of "lol look at this.."

bound up and squirming

I played this game for uhhhh 2 minutes, and I love it LOL

This is a deliciously frustrating game! The controls are responsive and fair and it really makes you feel like if you fall- you've probably done something wrong yourself. The environments are very colourful and bright in a good way, like a wonderful LSD trip without the expensive drugs. This is Steger at his best, a wonderful combination of the odd, satisfying and tight platforming. I would 100% recommend picking this up and giving it a go!