This game is a waste of time, and not in a fun way. I know, most games are a waste of time, hell, all games are.
But this game wastes your time in a way that makes you think "God, I wish this game was over already."
It's just tedious repetition and the progression feels bland. The upgrade tree is uninteresting with lot's of tiny bonuses at high costs. There's the option to have a mob boss pay you money providing you pay him back. I usually use him to pay off the last bill so I can then enter the prestige with extra points gained. But honestly, even cheating the system, I wasn't having fun with it.
Then there's this. You can gamble to increase your money. You can either flip a coin for RNG, or play the shell game, which if you've got a good eye, you can win every time....
Except one thing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPVZiNyL2r0
Get to around 18 seconds, you're not keeping up with that. The after image and the absurd speed, this is damn near epilepsy inducing. (Epilepsy warning on the video btw.)
I recorded it and watched it frame by frame and it was still difficult to keep up with I got it done once, failed the second time. So I guess that's just another RNG except instead of 50/50 it's 33/33/33 You have better odds with the coin.
So your only option is to play the actual game... Which is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring. I do not understand why this game is overwhelmingly positive. Who's playing this and why?
I was going to make it recommended, based on the fact that while I hate it, I might still have recommended it to others. But the shell game pissed me off so much that, NO, developer, screw you.
This completely takes the piss. If it were doable with human eyes. Sure, It'd be a great way to cut the bulk of the game short. But you may has well just be rolling a dice.
Back to hitting the pigs with the hammer, over and over and over and over and over and over again. Getting weaker again and again and again because you had to reset to buy a single ring that barely did anything.
I did want to get all the achievements... but looking at this game pains me, even if I have something to watch at the same time, I struggle to look at this.
You have to pay some attention to hit the pigs, that's fair, you should probably have games you have to pay attention to. But it's just uninteresting. It's like whack-a-mole but without the cotton candy, the wacky music and the family fun. It's just you, alone, playing a crap game to get the achievements.
Then we come to the cost. Given how little of a game is here, I'd recommend against it if it were free.
People who keep up with my reviews will know that. They'll also know I'm an incredibly negative person. I wish I weren't, I get the most joy out of doing positive reviews.
I don't want to recommend people avoid something, where's the fun in that?
If I can recommend a game that will make someone happy, I absolutely want to do that. Making people happy is amazing. But this game isn't going to do that. It's going to bore you. I don't want to make anyone bored.
You shouldn't want to be bored.
And spending money so you can be bored, is an even worse idea.
Thanks for reading, or skipping to the end.
Whether or not you agree with me, I hope you have a lovely day.
Edit: Finally finished all the achievements. Time to never play this again. XD Was 5 episodes of Sabrina. (Teenage witch)
